Stories of Aliens

"What've you got there, Tony," asked a curious older man, leaning over his seated colleage to view a flashing computer monitor. "Another malfuction, no doubt?"

"Not sure," grunted Tony, wiping the sleep out of his eyes. "You know nothing goes on here so I was... Well, asleep when it must've happened. There's nothing now but I checked the readings and it almost looks like a metorite... but it was large."

The older man laughed, "Ah well, that's what it was then! I'm going down the road for some grub - you want me to bring you back any?"

"No, I'm alright, thanks Joe."

As Joe left and Tony returned to work neither realized they missed their chance to save the nearby city of Ekuenshion a great deal of grief and panic...

  Alien Archetypes:

  1. The Ambassador - a friendly alien disguised as a human female; its purpose is to grant sexual favors to the human population in exchange for either overtly or covertly acquiring social or diplomatic information and advantages.

  2. The Warrior - a very strong, aggressive alien sent as a vangaurd to subjugate a human city; the alien is undisguised, looking similar to a werewolf, but with red skin, no hair, a phallic tail and two permanetly erect penises. 

  3. The Lost Pixie - an alien who accidentally crashed on the planet's surface; this alien is cautious of its enviroment and unable to disguise its true form - human female in appearance but is only 5 1/2 inches tall, with light pink skin, hair and wings, and an insatitable need for human sperm.

  4. The Tentacle Monster - an alien that looks like a slimy mass of tentacles; its purpose is only to capture and mate with the human population, male or female - it possesses a very primal intelligence and cannot directly communicate except through physical touch.