Star Wars

The galaxy is a deep and boundless black to you, quite the night sky, speckled white by the distant light of thousands of star systems you haven't yet visited...

After leaving lightspeed you marvel for a moment at what the blue tunnel of hyperspace has transformed into again, and end your reverie when your sensor board begins to paint up a picture of the system you've entered. Angling down, you find yourself pointed at the curved horizon of the silver-green planet you'd been intending to fly to. It's your first time here, but it has that familiar feel that temperate worlds do when you lay eyes on them. Inviting...

You've been told this planet is no friend of the Empire... and there are no patrolling Star Destroyers or TIE Fighters to ruin your day. Your Astro-droid whistles that it's already reading planetary transmissions... a translation on your display suggests it's the local holo-programming and subspace radio channels. The place seems leisured- with you getting morning news shows and pop radio channels first thing. Just the planet then, for a little fun. One of the ads on a channel you cycle through advertises the four S's- that's Senth in Aurebesh- that the place is famous for: Sun, Surf, Spirits, Sex.

Their Starship Control is very slow contacting you, and when a connection is made to you the voice on the other end sounds bored...

"Um, unidentified contact approaching atmosphere... do you mind telling me what you are?"