Smallville Strip

The game had nearly not happened, when it was time to begin the group had realized that no one had even brought cards. Luckily after a quick look Lois had found the carefully hidden game box. Inside they found several board games. Strip monopoly, strip life, and strip conquest didn?t sound right so they eventually decided on strip phase ten, the only other game the Kent?s had. Lana surprised everybody except Chloe when she handed Lois a pack of erotic scenario cards. When asked why she had them she replied that she?d needed them. They all looked at Clark then her, including Clark. Next the rules were laid out by Lois, with a little input by the girls. As agreed upon they all put in a hundred dollars into the pot.

Lois insisted shuffling saying that she didn?t think any of them knew how to handle cards. Dealing quickly they all looked at their cards. Everyone checked what cards they needed against the cards they held. Shuffling her cards around Lucy scanned her phase list smiling. Frowning at her Chloe grabbed everyone?s phase cards, "we need to make the game a little more challenging," she said as she shuffled the cards together then dealt them into five piles. Everyone was given a pile and groans greeted the cards. The only one smiling now was Lois. Grinning she laid out her cards followed by Lana who had achieved her first phase. "Dear lord," Lucy chuckled. "What?" the two girls asked. Chloe looked over their cards wondering what Lucy was going on about. "It?s my turn. You can only lay down on your turn, so your phases don?t count yet," she smiled sweetly, "but thanks for letting every body see what phase you?re going for." Lana grimaced while Lois cursed grabbing her cards.

After a little contemplation Lucy picked a card from the deck and discarded one. Clark glanced at his phase card wondering what he should do. He had his phase and with the three wilds in hand he could go out now but then no one else would be able to get their phase and they might think he was cheating..."Lets go Smallville," Lois said. "I know it?s hard for you to think about anything but farming and chores but try to use that thing between your ears." Urged by her words he decided. Trashing the blank top card the entire group stopped seeing the words emblazoned on the top card, it read Ultimate Kink Card Set. As one they all turned to a blushing Lana. Chloe jumped in before anyone could say anything and told Clark to finish his turn. Taking the next kink card he set it beside him and laid out his cards using the wilds as add-ons and fill-ins; he threw down ten cards then tossed a skip onto the discard pile. "Happy?" he asked Lois who sat there holding the card staring at the phase laid out before him. ?Crap," she said tossing the card atop the table. Trying to hide a grin Chloe wrote his score then tallied the rest of the scores. Lois (-34), Chloe (-24), Clark (31), Lana (-21), Lucy (-34).

One after another they pulled a kink card and looked them over. A mixture of emotions painted their faces from confused looks to smiles and grimaces of disgust.