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You listened to your family fluff about downstairs. It was the day after your 20th birthday.

It was a pretty good birthday, dinner out with the family, great food, booze, deflecting questions from your mother and uncle as to why you dont have a girlfriend... Watching your dad and brother do their best to steer the convo in other directions.

Your mother and uncle dont know you're gay, your dad and brother do. They found out by accident and have been your number one supporters for years. Unsure how your mum would take it, they have left it up to you to tell her.

When the night was wrapping up, your uncle cornered you when you were all waiting for an uber. Everyone had a bit to drink, actually most of you were hammered, but you know, Austrailia lol.

His thick rum fueled breath was strong as he grabbed my arm and whispered.

"My dad, your grandaddy wanted me to give you somthing. It was actually for your brother Jordan, but your grandad didnt think your brother would ever need help with women, and he was right, your bro is a chick magnet"

You have no idea where this is going. Your brother is a chick magnet? No shit, hes never had an issue, he's amazing, you aren't jelous, you love your brother, good for him.

"You on the other hand, you need to get yourself a woman" whoop there it is.

Your uncle passes you a small bottle wrapped in a shitty piece of paper. Your uber arrives and your family pile in, you shove the bottle and the paper into your pocket and head home.

Once home you considered whipping out an app and hooking up. You normally just get eaten, fingered and fucked in the park down the road, but something about being an anonymous cum dump on your birthday didnt sit well with you especially after what your uncle said...