Shrunk on Big Brother

I am a super fan of the CBS reality show Big Brother. My summers have been spent glued to your computer watching every move of the attractive houseguests, seeing them manipulate their fellow houseguests to win the grand prize. It has been my dream to enter the Big Brother House.

It's June and I'm watching TV and the first commercial to announce the new season of Big Brother comes on, except this one has an exciting twist. The upcoming season is what I've been waiting for, a clash of former houseguests from Big Brother USA and Big Brother Canada.

In addition, a contest is announced indicating one lucky fan will win a chance to experience Big Brother's biggest season at the biggest level. Not really sure what that means, but I don't care. I'm submitting my name!

A couple weeks go by and I receive a phone call "Congratulations, you have won the contest and will be going into the Big Brother House!"

I am provided with first class tickets and flown to Los Angeles where I ride in a limo to the CBS lot where Big Brother is filmed. I meet with some producers and am given some waivers to sign. A little strange you think, but I'm too excited to read through all the paperwork and I eagerly sign my name.

Next the producers started to explain that I'm not going to be competing in the game, as I was a contest winner, not someone who actually applied to be on the show. The houseguests do not know there was a contest and this would remain a secret to them.

I was wondering how this was supposed to be kept a secret, thinking I'll probably be hiding in a secret room like they've had in other seasons. Nope, even better- I'll be in the same room as the houseguests, they just won't know it!

Still confused, I drink the glass of water I was provided and things start to go fuzzy.

I wake up and suddenly I notice I'm in a different room. I look out in front of me and see 2 giant blue mountains. There are 2 longer mountains beside me. I start to look around and notice that the room I'm in seems vaguely familiar it hits me, this looks like the living room of the Big Brother House, except everything is huge! Those mountains I saw were the nomination chairs and the couches the houseguests sit at when they are getting ready to vote to evict someone.

Before I get a chance to orient myself to my new environment, I hear loud rumbles like thunder, but way more intense than any thunderstorm I've experienced. I see the front door of the House open.

The houseguests have arrived!