Chapters tagged montana duke

From a mild confrontation to Armageddon -- sorta by ThomasMoro

Chapter 33

Brooke just stared at the handcuffs Montana had just tossed on the dining table and said, "You gotta be kidding me." "Oh, shut up with the witty dialogue already and just put them on, Brooke," said Montana, still aiming her gun at Brooke. "So I'm still Brooke after all this tim...

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Girls just want to have guns by ThomasMoro

Chapter 34

"Give up, Major Hottie," said Montana as she held Brooke in a hold. "You're surrounded and right now I'm the best friend you've got." "Geez," said Brooke. "With friends like you, I don't really need enemies." "You might as well surrender, Brooke," said Montana. "There's n...

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The not so obscure object of desire by ThomasMoro

Chapter 35

"Oh my God!" cried Nurse Rita. "Margaret Booth is dead!" "No, I'm not," said Margaret. "I just fell down for a moment. Apparently something bumped into me." Then Margaret turned to look behind her and said, "Okay, that's what bumped into me. That Spanish guy." "Oh my God!" cri...

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Brooke rebels by ThomasMoro

Chapter 36

"Really?" cried Brooke as she paused in front of a naked Montana to look back at an irate Margaret Booth. "Really? Really?" "Yes, really," said Margaret Booth as she continued to hold a gun to Brooke's head. "Why can't a troublemaker like you understand that?" "A troublemaker l...

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If at first you don't succeed... by ThomasMoro

Chapter 37

"Oh my God!" cried a naked Montana. "You just killed my boyfriend." "Don't be ridiculous, Montana," said Margaret. "He was already dead. I just re-killed him." "Still..." said Montana. "You didn't have to kill him." "What difference does it make?" asked Margaret. "He deserved...

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Meanwhile, back at the camp by ThomasMoro

Chapter 39

"Wait a minute!" cried Margaret. "I'm going to have to spend the rest of eternity getting my clothes ripped off by these two?" "Hey, what do you mean, 'these two'?" asked Mr. Jingles. "I didn't ask you to shoot me." "Come to think of it, I didn't ask you to shoot me, either," s...

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