School Trippin'

The sunlight pouring in through the window wakes you up, about 15 minutes later than you planned--as usual. You're all ready to roll over and go back to sleep, and to hell with getting to high school on time, but a sudden thought stops you--today is trip day! With newfound energy, you roll out of bed and get the day started.

Your name is John Doe, and you woke up excited this morning (no, not that kind of excited! Slow down there, tiger). You’ve been looking forward to today's field trip for a long, long time. Today, you won’t have to sit through any boring classes, staring at the girls with only your fantasies to entertain you.

Fantasies are risky, anyway. Too many times you’ve gotten lost in dreams of fucking Sally over the teacher’s desk (she’s the tall blonde with the long legs in your History class) or getting a blowjob from Rachel in the empty boy's locker room (you know, the brunette in your Math class with breasts that must be a D cup), only to wake up at the end of class with an embarrassing boner. And that can be a bitch to hide when you’ve got a huge cock. Oh yes, you have a huge cock. Come on, stop groaning--would this even be a legit story if you weren’t hung like a horse?

So it’s game time. Today you’re going to get off your ass, stop ogling the ladies, and actually get yourself some action. At least, that’s what you promise yourself. Whether you fail, or succeed beyond your wildest dreams, only time will tell.