Satisfaction Guaranteed

Your memory of last night is somewhat fuzzy. You remember going out to the club with your friends but after that it falls apart. You didn't drink that much so it couldn't have been that. You weren't doing any hard ...but there was that guy in the red jacket. He sold you a bottle of pills...right? You fumble on the floor next to your bed and find a small bottle of pills in your pants pocket.

The bottle doesn't offer much of a description however. The only thing the bottle says is "gauranteed growth or your money back" in yellow print on a blue background. The pills themselves are transparent with what look to be ground up herbs inside. Did you take some of these pills last night? You hope there aren't any serious health implications from them if you have. You remember that big stink with ephedra causing deaths and your heart races a little in your chest, maybe just to tease you.

Regardless you have a busy day ahead of you. Today is monday and you have to be at school in thirty minutes. As you roll out of bed though you feel a little off, you can't put your finger on it but theres something different about you. You stumble into the bathroom and head to the toilet and it hits you all at once.

You slide down your underwear and where you used to have a penis, a very average penis, 5 inches long at its best, not that thick, nothing very impressive about it at all really, there is now something very different. Swinging between your legs is a veritable monster among pricks. Even soft it hangs an easy 8 inches and is nearly as thick as a can of soda. 

 You aren't sure what to make of it at first. You poke it and it feels like a penis, you squeeze it and it certainly retains all the same senstivity of your former knob. In fact, aside from its growth it still looks just like your old cock.