Santa needs new reindeer

Dasher the oldest, most revered, and respected member on Santa’s sleigh team is now 1,970 years old like Dancer, both mammals are getting old as evidenced by their inability to properly take off…land…even their eyesight is failing them and the ability to see where they are going is very important on Christmas Eve: Prancer, Vixen, and the rest are nearing the 1,950+ mark as well having the same difficulties as Dasher and Dancer.

His magic powder only lasts for 1,900 years or so before the reindeer start to get ‘dopey' becoming a little nutty and feeble-minded, Santa should have ‘put them out to pasture’ and replaced them when his eight reindeer first showed signs of having problems months ago, even Rudolph however he has grown rather fond of his team and put it off for too long ignoring it hoping it was only temporary: “Well there’s only one thing to do I have to get new reindeer and train them to pull 'my' sleigh by Christmas Eve” consulting the ‘Ancient Santa Claus Handbook’ that was written by him a few millennia ago, according to it and he forgot about this, 'human females' make the best reindeer AND ARE STILL CONSIDERED THE BEST CHOICE TO PULL Santa’s sleigh.

When sprinkled with his magic dust they are transformed from their human forms morphing into the magnificent animals (antlers, hooves, and fur) and humans have fewer health problems than the reindeer and it is highly recommended that Santa continue to use human females as the mode of transportation to pull the fat guys sleigh on the 24th of December; The Jolly Fat Guy decides to ‘handpick’ his new team, there is only one place for that….California, specifically Hollywood, Los Angeles, and the surrounding counties, fortunately Santa Claus can look into his ‘magical crystal snowball’ and see anyone wherever they are day OR night anywhere in the world. He begins with Dasher’s replacement then Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, and so on finishing with Blitzen AND Rudolph naturally, his choices are zoomed in on and when they are alone ALL 9 of them are transported to a ‘temporary holding facility’ where they are placed in a ‘state of suspended animation’ and duplicate celebs replace them, doppelgangers so precise in their behavior, looks, actions, and memories that they fool the friends and family of the missing loved ones!

Later that afternoon Santa makes his way to the holding facility ‘defrosting’ one of them, as she comes around seeing jolly old St. Nick the brunette asks “who are you…where am I”, “I’m Santa and you and the others behind you are at the North Pole”! “Others” she asks confused being told “turn around” and she sees the familiar faces of the actresses/artists…. “WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM”? “ARE THEY DEAD”? “No just in a state of suspended animation like you were….you and they are my new team, you’re going to pull my sleigh on Christmas Eve”…. “WHAT IN THE FUCK DO YOU THINK WE ARE, WE’RE NOT ANIMALS WE ARE HUMAN BEINGS”, “not for long”…Santa revives the rest of his ‘new team’, they cannot move their bodies they’ve been immobilized somehow, “who are you…where are we…what are you doing” come the questions as Santa sprinkles his magic powder over the nine captive’s heads, “what’s happening to us…we feel weird what did you do to us”?

“I’m Santa Claus…you’re at the North Pole and I’m transforming you into reindeer with the magic powder I just ‘dusted you with’ ladies, you’re my new sleigh team” as their bodies transform into the likenesses of nine reindeer, one with a 'glowing red nose': Their features change until there is nothing human left, “personally I liked you better in your human forms…after Christmas I might change you back as long as you’re willing to pleasure Santa, his new reindeer can understand the fat man looking at each other wondering the same thing. Santa feeds them hay and reindeer feed giving each member of his team a graham cracker Christmas cookie and a bowl of water to wash it down, “if you’re willing to pleasure me by having sex with Santa you will be transformed back into your human forms…but I’ll only revert you to your human forms once to answer, if the answer is NO you will be turned back into reindeer for the rest of your lives…you only have once chance to remain human and that’s by saying “yes Santa; "As a bonus you will get to eat human food again...sleep in a bed, shower AND have sexual daliances with me” as he puts the ‘harnesses’ on his new team.

“Time to practice pulling the sleigh, Christmas is two weeks away ladies” calling out the names of his nine new reindeer: "NOW CAMILA!...NOW DOVE!...NOW EMMA AND ARIANA!....ON OLIVIA!...ON ZENDAYA!...ON TAYLOR AND SELENA! To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall! Now dash away! dash away! dash away all”! (Hailee is 'Rudolph'), SANTA ALSO TOOK A FEW EXTRAS AS REPLACEMENT ELVES: OLIVIA RODRIGO, SABRINA, ROWAN, RUTH, RUBY ROSE, NAVIA, AND MALLORY JAMES MAHONEY--ALL 7 ARE IN A STATE OF SUSPENDED ANIMATION TO HALT THE AGING PROCESS. It takes his new team a few days to adjust, after all they've walked on two legs all their lives and now they have four fur covered limbs with hooves, it is a well-known fact that Santa's reindeer are female and have always been the fairer sex, not once has Santa ever had 'male reindeers' pulling his sleigh. (male reindeers lose their antlers between November and Mid December after 'rutting' the females...the female reindeer lose their antlers in March or April after giving birth to a newborn calf)

"HO...HO...HO...you're doing a wonderful job so far pulling Santa's sleigh my lovely 'cows', at this rate you'll be more than ready by the 24th...he adds his new Rudolph a.k.a. Hailee to the front of the sleigh, his new team behind her: The 25th comes and goes and as promised after Christmas Santa reverts the deer to their previous human forms, "time to give me your answers ladies will it be Yes Santa or No Way"? None of them wants to be Santa's sexual play toys/cum receptacles however they don't want to be changed back into reindeer if they tell him NO, besides eating hay and reindeer feed is bad for their digestion and it tastes disgusting, they are constantly farting; Hanging the heads in defeat they agree to be 'Santa's sexy entourage' when Dove asks "what about Mrs. Claus don't you have sex with her" as he answers her and the others, "Mrs. Claus hasn't made Santa's cock hard in a 100 years she's old, blind as a bat, and cannot have an orgasm anymore...you ladies can ,UNLESS you want to live the rest of your lives as reindeer never being human again".

"Santa wants to have an orgy with 5 of you...talk amongst yourselves and decide which five of you will be participating with me, it is decided that the Orgy will consist of Selena, Taylor, Emma, Olivia, and Ariana AND SANTA OF COURSE....Camila, Dove, and Zendaya are spared from taking part in Santa's pleasure of the flesh event, "tomorrow ladies you three and me...in private, I CAN'T WAIT"!