SJW Takeover

It happened by surprise.

The SJWs took over.

What they instituted was absurd, surreal, but strangely erotic.

"Shanya! What are you doing?" cried Kevin, obviously anxious at the mad woman before him having siezed power.

"Fuck off white boy. I am sick and tired of your racism and misogyny."

"Look, I'm just asking you and your friends to consider your next move carefully. Your actions may have unintended consequences."

"Nice try. But you are not going to stop me. The white supremacist patriarchy has been going on too long. It needs to be abolished now. Racist misogynists such as yourself have lost. accept it." Shanya spat. "Now normally I'd have you banished, but I think it'll be fun to you to watch me do this." She then handed over her first act. "Here. weep as you witness the destruction of the patriarchy."

Kevin could not help but laugh. "I think this bill will only strengthen the patriarchy. Now I get why you are in power. The patriarchy let you because you are it's useful idiot."

"Nice try, but since when did you care about the ending patriarchy? I think this is a ploy."

"I've always said I don't like how society unfairly favours men. I just don't think you are helping. Besides, just look at how absurd this bill is. All it's going to achieve is extra material for every man's wank bank."

"You haven't fooled me." She said as she signed with a flourish. She had just made the most ridiculous bill ever pass into law.