Roofied by Billie Eilish

After a long and hard week at the office, I decided to let loose with some of my clients at the VIP Lounge in a really famous club, "Trio" in Hollywood. I'm a very successful music producer and have managed some Grammy-winning clients in the past.

While there, I was chatting with some up-and-coming prospective clients, when Billie Eilish caught my eye. She was known to never go out that much and was usually surrounded by security. But on this night, no security were in sight.

I knew that I would have to play this really cool if I wanted to strike up a conversation with Billie Eilish. As I approached, I could see her outfit. She was wearing black, knee-high boots, a red short skirt, and a thin tank top that showed a good deal of cleavage.

It was the weekend and time to relax. I hit her with some introduction lines, tried to crack a few jokes, and we actually hit it off. Multiple times throughout our conversation I could feel my eyes drifting down from her face to her chest.

At a break in the conversation, I was checking my phone while Billie was getting us a couple of drinks. After we clinked glasses and continued talking for a little bit longer, my voice started to slur and the atmosphere around me started to get all fuzzy. The last thing I remembered was being guided out of the building by Billie before I completed blacked out...