Robo-Slut Inc: Collector's Edition.

You May be asking what's so special about this collectors catalog? Well, allow me to explain!

You see, We here at RSI craft and manufacture only the greatest and grandest Robotic companions for your personal entertainment! Now, now despite the name our robots are more than simply just lifeless dolls for you to play with.

No, No, my dear friend, the robots that we produce here at RSI are perhaps the most lifelike and realistic robotic companions that you will ever have the pleasure of meeting, and yes we said meet, as these Robo-sluts have their own personalities that are filled with their own hopes and dreams!

Now, because of this we at RSI like to view the robots that we produce as our children, and like any parent, we only want the best for them, and because of this we only let a very select few browse our wares and luckily for you, you are one of those lucky few!

Now, now, I know you must be asking yourself what kind of gal you would like to order from our vast catalog, but it is here that I have to stop you and explain a few things. I'll number them out for ease of memory!

1. The collector's catalog is very different from the regular catalog in a number of ways.

First and foremost difference is that all bots in the collection catalog are at initial sale, Unmodded and can not be modded before final delivery. the reason for this first rule will be explained down in the second rule.

2. Collectibility is everything.

When you were young you must have collected trading cards right? Well the same logic applies with our collector's catalog for the most part. Your first Bot will be unknown to you up till the point you actually purchase a product we call the "RSI bot pack."

3.RSI Bot Packs are a safe and cheap gamble.

These bot packs operate much like a trading card booster pack, but where instead of getting 15 cards, you only get three. These three cards always include the following, A robo-slut, and two accessories that come from her collectable set. An in the event of a receiving a duplicate robo-slut card or accessory of one that you already have, a new accessory or mod will take its place and will be randomly selected and used to take its place.

(RSI Bot Packs cost as much as our lowest standard base model: $1000)

4. After your first purchase you can freely pick and choose from the rest of the catalog.

Now after you buy your first bot pack the rest of the catalog will become available for you to pick and choose at your own personal leisure. Now that said this way of purchasing from our collectiable catalog comes with much higher prices as again their prices vary upon three major factors. Those three Major factors are known as Power, Rarity, and Continuity or PRC.

5. PRC for dummies.

Power is the overall judgment of how powerful or strong a Bot is, the more powerful the bot the higher and higher the price is. Power goes from 1 to 10 in scale. (1 is $1,000, 5 is $5,000, while 10 is $10,000)

Rarity is the overall understanding of how rare a certain type of is. This is caused by how difficult it is for us here at RSI to create this certain model or alternatively if we stopped producing this model and its line at all.

Rarity goes from a scale Common = X1, Uncommon = X2, Rare = X3, Ultra-Rare = X4, Mythic = X5, Legendary = X6, and finally Mystery = X7.

Continuity is what Canon or reality the Bot in question Comes from. This is not only limited to normal canon either as many alternate Specially made Alternate Universe's exist in this classification as well. AU's are asking the question of "What if..." so on and so forth happened. Continuity affects the prices from how limited the runs are of these Special AU's we have made. The more Bizarre and different the AU is the more pricey the bot is.

This can all be summed up in a simple equation of P x R + C= price.

Example: (Dexter's mom: P: 1, R: Common, C: Standard. Price: $1000), (Dexter's mom (AU: Hyper-family): P:2, R:uncommon, C: AU: Hyper-family. Price: $4500.)

6. Bots can be modded and upgraded.

Over time as you gain more capital, you may choose to buy an upgrade or a special mod for your robo-slut.

Mods are what they sound like, modifications to your bot for more fun, Examples of which are Milk, Magical back up, pregnancy, and Magic infusion. These can be given to your bot in a similar fashion as an upgrade as explained below.

Upgrades are special package's that allow you to customize your robo-slut by one attribute with each use, much like a potion and has to be ingested by the robo-slut in question to work. That said there are upgrades that you can buy for yourself to... Improve yourself if you so desire it.

7. Finally, there is one last word of notice.

Once you begin your entry into the RSI collectable catalog you and your home will be... transported to a special... er, place for your own safety and the safety of your world. To ensure this some... modification will be made to you to keep you and your loved ones safe. Don't worry this wont hurt you in the slightest, but this is nesscary for what comes next as you are about to embark on a great adventure my friend!

Be warned though, it will not be an easy one, but never the less it shall be grand!

Take care and be safe out there my friend and if you get worried or lost, you can always consult your new traveler's handbooks for explanations and assistance for whatever comes next!

Now with all that said only one thing remains to be asked....