One Piece: Sea Mirage

The sun was finally going down over Alabasta, and the crew looked like hell. they moved around slowly, like every bone in their bodies needed a break.

Then Chopper spotted something. A huge poster stuck to a wooden pole, flapping in the breeze like it was calling to him. He waddled over, read it, and his little face lit up like a kid on his birthday.

“The Sea Mirage… five floors… luxury cruise… full of shops, suites, spas, steam rooms… wait—it says pirates ride FREE??”

That got everyone’s attention. Nami snatched the flyer before he even finished. Usopp gasped when he saw the word bakery, Sanji was already picturing the spa with Nami and Vivi. Zoro scoffed but didn’t walk away.

Luffy just stood there, arms crossed, staring at the poster like it personally insulted him.

“Sounds fake. Why would pirates get anything for free? It’s probably a trap. No way a ship that fancy lets people on for nothing.”

Chopper pointed to the fine print. “It says unlimited meat dishes. Over 120 every night.”

Luffy’s eyes lit up… but he didn’t move.

Then, just as he turned to walk away, Nami grabbed him by the ear and yanked. Hard.

“Oh, shut up. If they’re offering free food and a full ride, we’re getting on it. You’re coming whether you like it or not.”

Luffy flailed behind her like a ragdoll. “OW—okay, okay!! You didn’t have to rip my ear off!!”