Nolan Smith

Hello, my name is Nolan Smith. I am an ordinary high school student. Thanks to all the time, I spend studying, I have all the best grades in my class. I am by no means ugly but I don't have anything that makes me attractive to girls. I'm a tall, skinny guy with dark brown hair and only 4.5 inches of dick.

Wait, did I say I spent all my time studying? This is an exaggeration. I also spend time watching anime, playing video games and masturbating to porn. In short, I would say I'm the average CHYOA protagonist.

My mom had me at an early age. She was like 20 years old when my older half-sister was born. Seriously, doesn't anyone use a condom in these stories? Well, I was another accident. Mom tells sister and I that our fathers baled the instant they found out she was pregnant. So they're both dicks. My sister is 19 years old.

Yesterday was an 18th birthday. I woke up this morning and heard a voice.

"Hey, Nolan Smith, I'm gonna give some powers."

"Why?" I asked.

"No reason, I just travel the multiverse, giving people powers or access to magic artefacts and they do perverted stuff that amuses me."

"Well, I'm sure I can get some uses out of them."

"Cool, I'm gonna give you some psychic powers."

So apparently, I now had psychic powers. Yep, its gonna be another one of those stories. I have to admit that was a pretty reckless thing for a cosmic being to do. The only question was what should I do with them?