My girlfriend from hell

I hate monday... I had just finish my first day of the week at that dead end of a job that I hated.I was walking back home since I lost my driver license like a dumb ass after too many speeding ticket.Out of the blue the sky became clouded and it started poring rain so I deviated from my usual route passing by the little forest trying to take cover from it.I then trip on a weird freaking looking rock and fall on the ground( did I mention how much i hate Monday).As I am on the ground I notice an even weirder rock ...its glowing weirdly and I can't resist and take it ...maybe it's worth something and my luck as turn around. As I pick it up I feel something burn me and drop the rock on the ground...and it's back to normal.Talk about jinxing myself and I feel back to unlucky. It take my another 20minutes to get back home.I go take a quick shower and then its my favorit time I go roll up my joint and go outside to enjoy my weed but I then see my mother who give me a look of disgust...

''When will you become a serious man.. you are already 22 William and I know it's raining but you are not smoking inside'' said my mom

''I know I know...I will try to do better''I respond knowing full well I am full of shit. As I lit my joint outside I see her looking at me by the window. My mom is a 40 years old milf as my friend were always quick to let me know.She kept her figure by training 5 times a week since my dad died 10 years ago. She probably think I am a messed cause I lost my dad young but it didn't seems to bother my little sister Sarah who is now 19.Straight A student and on the cheerleading squad she is the favorite and I get it .As I finish my joint, it's now time for my cigarette... I am not proud but hey I need all the fun I can get out of this life and it is what it is.But my mom sees me lit up and then she is coming in hot .She is pissed because I might have told her that I stop(it was a lie of course).

''William! How can you save for an apartment when you buy those cancer stick!'' she said and then she smack my hand making me drop my smoke.... but then something weird happen when she touches me...I feel the same burning I did in the wood and see a little black wisp of smoke coming out of my mouth... and then it goes straight for my mother mouth....I see her eyes become black for a second and then they are back to their original blue .What the fuck just happen!

''A human body finally!'' she says

''Mom...you okay...what's going on''

She is now looking at me and she seems to be thinking the she says''My savior! I have been trap in this stupide rock for almost 30 years.I am pretty sure I'm a demon and by freeing me you bounded me to you.I was curse by a man in 1981, I cheated on my husband 1 week after getting maried and when he found out he curse me to this rock and first man to pick me up i would be bound to him and you are the lucky man. My name use to be Sylvia but you can use the name of the body I inhabit. I can read her memory she's your mother and oh wow she was mad at you !And for what a little smoke! Everybody was smoking in the 80 can't believe it's now look at it this way.''As she pick it up and give it back to you.

''What the fuck...I don't understand''

''Let's go back inside and talk...Son''She said laughing'' and you can bring it inside now the rules will be changing now''

She went to the kitchen and pick up three of your beer from the fridge and gave you one.She then drank one straight looking like the most thirsty women you ever saw.''Beer ! I miss this so much!! Can you give me one of those too she said pointing at your pack of smoke.

''But my mom doesn't smoke...''you said still giving it to her.

''Everybody should smoke William'' she said lighting her smoke ''I miss this too from what i can tell from her memory everybody suck now with all this healthy shit and all''

''What does this mean for me and her... I am convince you are for real but ...Are you like evil... do you take soul or stuff like this.I saw this show supernatural are you like those demon?''

''I am a little evil but don't worry it's going to be good for you.You basically just got a girlfriend from hell. For what it means for your mother well,I can edit memory from what I did inside her some stuff she will think she did herself ...like for instance letting you smoke inside and joining you for one but the other stuff she will forget all that .I have to stay for a couple hours in a body to recharge but after that I can easily move from body to body so I don't plan on staying inside her. She is a good body though would you like to help me test it?''She said removing her shirt and letting you see her magnificent breast.