My Sexual Adventures In Toon Town

**I was a normal human being who lived in the real world, I once visit toon town and their laws of physics is different from the real world. One day, I was invited to meet Jessica Rabbit. I went to the elevator and got to the floor I wanted to go, it was a bumpy ride but I survived. I got to the apartment and I was unaware that this is the wrong apartment number and as I open the door she looked at me and shouted**

Lena: A man!!!!

**I saw the hearts in her eyes as she eye ball me** Oh damn! "Jessica looks different than she was on TV." **I thought to myself nervously as she ran towards me while adjusting her breasts in her dress she started kissing repeatedly** Oh shit! **I panicked as she started running towards me while kissing, I slam the door at her face and ran towards the restroom. As her lips hit through the door she breaks it down and started looking for me**

Lena: Yoohoo~! Loverboy~! It's Lena Hyena~!

**I ran off to hide in the restroom. Little did I know I was standing there in midair, unaware till later that I'm about to fall, then I looked down and screamed after that I fell down. Luckily I grab onto a flag pole to save yourself from falling off more, then Tweety comes out of his nest to see my hand on the pole**

Tweety: Oh look! Piggies!

Hi Tweety. Don't even think about it, don't even think about taking my fingers off the pole.

**But, I was too late. He went on ahead and did it**

Tweety: This little piggy went to the market. This little piggy stayed home. This little piggy had roast beef. And this little piggy had...

**I started falling again because of what Tweety did to me, I felt betrayed by one of my favorite Looney Tune character**

Tweety: Uh-oh. Ran out of piggies.

**As I was free flying down to my non-toony , I started screaming at the top of my lungs for help**

Help!!!!!! I'm too young to die!!!!

**Suddenly, Bugs Bunny and Mickey Mouse come in with their parachutes strapped to their backs and they both look at me as I was falling**

Bugs: Eh, what's up, doc? Jumping without a parachute? Kinda dangerous.

Mickey: Yeah, ha-ha you can get killed. Ha-ha.

Hi Bugs, hey Mickey! Duh, no shit Sherlock! I was holding onto the pole when Tweety pull my fingers off it! Anyways, you guys got a spare Parachute?!

Mickey: Uh, Bugs does.

Are you sure?!

Bugs: Yeah, but I don't think you want it.

I do, I do, please help me!!!! I don't want to fall to my !!!!

Mickey: Gee, ha-ha, better let him have it, Bugs.

Bugs: Okay doc, whatever you say. Here's the spare.

Thank you!!!!

**As Bugs hands me the parachute strap bag, he and Mickey put on their goggles and pull the cords for their parachutes. I open my spare, but it was a spare tire instead of a spare parachute**

Oh God no!!!! Bugs you son of a bitch!!!! **I say as I kept falling downwards towards the ground, I couldn't believe my eyes that my top favorite Looney Tune character has tricked me I said to myself** "This is it, goodbye cruel world!"

Mickey: Aw, poor fella. Hahahaha.

Bugs: Yeah. Ain't I a stinker?

**Yelling for help as I kept going down fast when all of a sudden Lena caught me as I fell into her arms**

Lena: My man.

**She gave me a long kiss on cheek which sends me rolling back on the ground of the streets. Then started running towards me again**

Lena: Come to Lena!

**I was sitting there dazed as she dashed towards me and as she got close to me, she ran into my pants despite her size**

Lena: My man's got front, now time to explore.

**She giggled to herself as she moved around in my pants, feeling on my balls until I started waking up from a daze, then she stopped. I looked around for you to see if you are still after me** Huh, where'd she go?! I think I lost her. Phew. **Or so I thought I lost her, I was unaware til later that she was in my clothes running around in there** What the?! **I see her as a toon lump moving from my pants and across my shirt** Whoa, she's in my clothes! **I started giggling a bit** It tickles!

Lena: My man loves the tickling.

I ain't your man! **Started feeling you around my shirt trying to catch you but you were too fast**

Lena: Catch me if you can!

**As she climbs all over your body like a tiny critter, I continue laughing and giggling**

Hey that tickles! **I felt her tongue licking my nipples and sucking on them like if they are teats** Whoa, hey I'm not a cow! **I was struggling to catch you, then you started going down into my pants and stop right at my crotch** Oh no, what is she up to now?!

Lena: Ooooh, what have we here? I know I've went inside your pants but never inside your underwear.

**She saw my bulge in my underwear and started pull on the waistband of it**

Oh my goodness what are you doing?! **I started to wonder what is she up to**

Lena: You'll see my man, you'll see. In your undies I go!

**She smiled, licked her lips and crawled into you my underwear and started licking my shaft and the tip of my dick before riding it** Oooh~! **I shudder a bit in pleasure as she was sucking my dick**

Lena: Mmm, salty. Now for the real fun part.

**I felt her mouth stretches into a vacuum hose and vacuum sucking sounds can be heard from within my pants as she suck my dick** "Oh God, what the hell is this feeling?! I'm feeling oddly aroused by a toon who is a not so pretty one." **That's what I thought to myself, all of a sudden the sucking sound stops for a moment and I hear Lena giggling before saying something**

Lena: Mmm! What a man! What a man! What a man! You're my big big man.

**But, it wasn't over yet. I suddenly felt her riding on my dick from inside my pants like if she's riding on a horse or a mechanical bull**

Lena: Yee-haw!!!

Oh God, she's riding my dick! **I moan in pleasure while trying my best to not enjoy it, like R. Kelly said "My minds telling me no, but my body's telling me yes."** Please stop!

Lena: Never! The fun has just begun!

To be continued.