Milky Match

Serena peered across the room with her cold frost eyes, examining the throng of nerds gathered at FitCon. Playing with her long black, she calculated who would be best suited to introduce the Galaxy to. Eyeing the fit and toned bodies of the attendants, knowing her bosses at Milky Match would be very pleased with this latest haul.

Of all the sentient beings in the Galaxy humans were considered highly valuable and brought in a lot of money from a wide array of species interested in trying out the newest species on the block. The difficulty was in earth and humanities classification as a protected species, meaning any and all attempts to herd the little gold mines outside this backwater planet are extremely risky. Luckily loopholes exist and Serena and her employer where all to willing to exploit.

With her prey marked, Serena walk in a sultry manner inviting them to her after-party in the hotel. With her silky voice and and mesmerizing eyes it was not hard at all to get her marks to accept her invitation.

(Hours Later)

Serena smiled at the success of hunt all the humans she invited had shown. After an hour of allowing her guest to meet and mingle, Serena cling a glass to gather their attention.

"Hello everyone. I am happy you all could attend. Now I know you are dying to know the life altering opportunity I am offering but first I would like to get more comfortable."

Serena step back a bit and began the process of reverting to her natural form. The crowd stood in shock as her long black hair wilted of her head and her tan skin turned into a light baby blue. The most striking difference was her face. Serena's face became more angular with her cheeks becoming sunken and her ears became longer and pointy. After she had finished her transformation to sink into her audience. After ensuring that no one was going to freak out. She began again.

"Now that I have your attention. As you all can plainly see I am an alien. I represent an "alien" company you can say that is interested in offering you an opportunity of a lifetime."

"Excuse me Serena," a little brunette girl interrupted, are you planning on abducting and..."

"Don't worry your pretty little head" Serena countered. "I don't plan on doing any probing against your will...only of you want me too." She gave the cute human a wink.

"Now if you all look at your phones, you will see an app has been installed. Don't panic it is not malicious and you can uninstall later if you so wish. This app is the Milky Match Dating service. You all have been given a free lifetime membership to this app."

A smaller lean male step up and asked "Milky Match...you mean like Alien.."

"Yes" Serena answered "We are offering you a chance to see the Galaxy and to expand your dating pool. Hehe, quite extensively I might add."

Confusion and but interest consumed the crowd and Serena explained about earth and humans protected status, how only a select few were allowed to know, and some other legal disclaimers.

"What if we tell others?" The smaller man asked.

"Cute sweety, but who would believe you and what proof could you offer besides an app that anyone could make." Serena responded.

"What if we decide we don't wanna date aliens?" A rainbow hair girl asked.

Serena smiled, "Then feel free to delete the app but he warned after we leave here and you delete the app you can't reinstall it. Delete it and it's gone forever."

"Why don't you all take a moment to relax absorb what ilI have told you, browse the app itself. Remember, no pressure you do as you like."

With that the crowd began to murmur amongst itself with others discussing about what they had just learned and other opening the app and beginning the account creation process, all the while Serena sat back and smiled.