Military Sissy

I don't like school. But I like beer ... and parties. And I love this song.

A vacation in a foreign land, Uncle Sam does the best he can ...

- " This song is great Jessie. "

- " Sure is, only suckers go to the army, check this part. "

You'll be the hero of the neighbourhood, Nobody knows that you've left for good

You're in the army now, Oh-oo-oh you're in the army now

- " Great memory Jessie, why can't you use it for your studies ? "

- " I study beer and party, that is enough. We are in the first year of University, lets take it slow. Check this part. "

Smiling faces as you wait to land, But once you get there no-one gives a damn

You're in the army now, Oh-oo-oh you're in the army now

Let me have another beer to sing with the strangers around me. Best thing ion beer parties, we are all friends and no one cares about nothing. We can sing without fear.

Shots ring out in the dead of night, The sergeant calls 'Stand up and fight!'

You're in the army now, Oh-oo-oh you're in the army now

- " Great voice Jessie ... Wait ... what is that ... Fire ... WHAT ??? "

I think I could still see the drunk student fire breathing a fireball, at least I think it's real ... Or I am already drunk ? The fire is spreading ... Why are people running ? The flames are so funny. oh, the police arrive, maybe I could offer them a beer. Why is he shouting to the phone ? If the signal is bad you need to change your position, not scream.

- " Yes, we arrived President. Yes, I know you are in a dinner with the Mayor. It seems that some drunk students decided to start a fire ... Drunk kids ... Yes, we need to make them an example. Yes, we caught them. It's a small group, all drunk. Yes, we finished the identification, no VIP here. No, I don't think that they have money to pay the furniture ... it's just an old table and ... You are going to expel them ? Isn't that too much ? Yes, I know we need to change the fame of the University but ... I understand. "

Oh, good the policeman stopped shouting and is walking towards me, let me offer him a beer.

- " What are you doing ? Still drinking, let us get out of this burning room, kid. You're in a bad luck, say goodbye to University and get a job fast or is Military for you. We check you all, no VIP treatment, sorry. I know that you are too drunk to understand me, but I am truly sorry. This is a dog world, and without money or connections you and your friends are going to be social burned. "

What is he saying ? Get out of the University ? Did I graduate in beer after only a week ? Ah, the exam was the music and I nailed it.

_- " _You're in the army now, Oh-oo-oh you're in the army now. "

- " Sing all you want, being social burned you are in the army for sure. It's the new law, they don't want slackers or leachers anymore. So University, a good job or Military. That how they plan to change the youth ... Maybe it works who knows. Maybe you can find something for you serving in the Military. No stupid music, no beer ... maybe it helps you and your friends. Now let us go to the car, we have papers to sign. "

It looked like a dream, leaving the police station and watching the sunrising. My drunk state was gone and the police man explained that I got expelled from University. I never cared about the University, but having free beer, free pizza and free music was living in heaven. That's why I like the parties, always plenty of food free of charge. Not anymore ... need to eat and have ... nothing on my wallet.

A way of talking ... I don't use a wallet. No keys also, I just crashed in someones room after the parties. Cheapest rent ever. Let me see if I can get a job ... Mmmm ... this smells good ... Where is it ? Burgers ? Yes, please.

It's an easy job, helping a hippie beach vendor called Jack. He liked me after knowing that I was trying to run away from The Man. Working in the stand gives me all the hot dogs and burgers I could eat for free, and a few tips that I shared with old Jack. The weather is great, I have free food and sleep in the beach. Guess my luck is changing.

Or not ... serving burgers without a contract ... isn't enough for The Man. Time to say good bye to Jack and face my fate.

- " Jessie, what are you going to do ? "

- " Finish this burger ... and tomorrow ... no idea. Thank you for helping me Jack. "

- " Anytime, we must be together against The Man. Listen, I have an idea. You know, I already passed that problem with a help of a friend. Maybe she can help you. "

- " That's amazing Jack, where is she ? "

- " In front of you, Jacky the name and screw The Man is the game. "

- " Jacky ? I don't understand ... "

- " Simple Jessie, when The Man me to go, I got expelled ... Thanks to Jacky. "

- " You're a genius ... Can I have another burger ? "

- " Eat all you want, but remember it's not your last meal. Hahahaha. "

- " Tell me more Jack. "

- " Well, I was not like you, and if I could do it ... you can also. "

- " Not like me ? "

- " Yes, I was a little chubby, but you ... don't have much muscle mass ... you're very ... "

- " Androgynous ? You can say it, I can take it. I hear it so many times. "

- " Are you sure you can take it ? "

- " Yes, go ahead. My bottomless pit of burgers is ready, hit me. "

- " You're not androgynous ... I am androgynous ... you have feminine features. "

- " I tried working out, but my body doesn't beef up ... "

- " Hey, accept your gifts Jessie. "

- " My gifts ? "

- " Yes, if you can't beef up, what do you think happens when you train ? "

- " No idea ... "

- " Your body changes Jessie, and if you have that feminine frame, you know ? "

- " I have no idea ... "

- " Your belly is tight without definition. Your legs are thin without definition. Your arms are thin without definition. "

- " Yes, I can't beef up ... I look a skeleton. "

- " No, there is one part of you that is well shaped. And that's no bony skeleton. "

- " Tell me. "

- " Darling, it's Jacky talking to teach you how to use your gifts ... It's your peach. "

- " My peach ? "

- " Your ass silly, your booty, your peach. You are not a skeleton. From behind you look a girl ... A hot skinny girl better than the average beach bunny I see here. You can use my trick. "

- " So ... I am going to show up there and pose like a Jacky ? "

- " No silly, if you do that you stay with them forever. You must discover your inner feminine side, let it awaken and blossom. Thats what I did, at the time I had guidance from Becky, she helped me to find my Jacky. If you want I can help you also. "

- " How do I do that ? "

- " Becky was Buck, Jacky was Jack, start finding your name. "

- " My name is Jessie. "

- " Your girl name, silly. "

- " Do I need to do that ? "

- " When you are facing The Man, you need to be, not to pretend. They can smell lies. You need to let your inner girl talk to them, not you. Assuming a girl name is the first of many steps. "

- " How many ? "

- " To many to talk about them. Becky told me that it's not on books or videos, you need to live it. Breath it, feel it. So your name is ... "

- " No idea ... "

- " Jessi ... ca. "

- " What ? "

- " You don't like it ? You can change it, you know ? "

- " It's ... I don't know ... the way you said it ... it felt ... "

-" Right ? I know the sensation. Congratulations you have found your inner girl. Nice to meet you Jessica, I am Jacky and will be your guide on this fantastic journey. "