Meeting Heidi

"Does everyone know what time it is?", spoke Heidi Keppert, The Tool Girl from Home Improvement. It was a show that Peter never missed, solely for how hot Debbie Dunning, aka, Heidi, was.

Peter would tune in and, when Heidi would come on, he'd make comments to himself.

"Goddam, look at her. The body, that face, the hair..Hottest woman ever on tv..The show is so-so, but her..I'd jump on her like an animal to free prey" Peter would comment. One episode had Heidi in tight jeans and climbing a ladder, with the camera focused on her firm, perfect ass. Peter would freeze that, and other, frames on live tv just to look at her longer. Pete was past smitten or star-struck. He was..Obsessed.

Noticing a message board listing for a "Meet the Stars" expo (paid, of course), Pete ran down the listing of attendees: Ted Danson, ok, maybe..Matt LeBlanc..if had time..Jennifer Taylor..Yes, go see her..and..Debbie Dunning.

"Hell, yes! Heidi will be there! To hell with Ted Danson and Joey from Friends..Maybe even bypass Chelsea from Two and a Half Men.. HEIDI will be there! I must meet the gor-geous, perfect Tool Girl!" Pete's mind raced. The fairly excessive entry fee of $50 didn't bother him at all.

"What's a stupid $50 in the scope of meeting her? Looking into her eyes, seeing that killer smile? Having my heart melt right in front of Heidi? I'd have wrapped quarters to pay for it if I had to" he thought. Obsession can be a strong thing.

Entering the expo, Pete checked the map of who was where.

"Cybil Sheppard..How'd they get her?" Pete saw listed for the South Corner. "Daniel Baldwin..Was he the one in Backdraft?" he asked, then seeing the only who and where he wanted:

"Tool Time's Debbie Dunning, Center Left!" Pete read twice, confirming. "Figures, they'd put gorgeous Heid in the center of this show. I would, too" he excitedly spoke low, but, aloud. Pete may a rush to her table, continually thinking..Heidi..Heidi..Heidi..

Arriving and catching his first glimpse of the Tool Girl, Pete's engines revved seeing her in full Tool Time garb: short jeans shorts, tight, white, sleeveless shirt white socks, and workboots. Her auburn hair was down, smile wide and bright, and she was in better, tighter shape than before.

"There's my goddess" Pete confirmed. Waiting his turn in a longer line than he preferred, Pete planned, practiced, and mapped out what he'd say to her.

"I can't go too heavy..No I love you's, marry me's, or you're my reason for living..Take it easy. This time" Peter decided.

Finally in front of the ever-lovely Ms. Dunning, it was Pete's turn...