Master Virus

While downloading several important data files sent to you from your employer, Prodigy Data Production, you absentmindedly open a window to the porn site you were surfing earlier, accepting the download for an adult movie.

Suddenly, your computer crashes, the screen flickers several times and various characters of varying languages display on screen - in a rush you hit the power button and shut the whole system down.

"Son of a bitch," you swear, annoyed and a bit frightened by the crash. You reboot, the desktop loads up normally, but you see an additional icon - a gray circle with a blue triangle inside, no name.

Attempting to look up the directory of the application shows no results - its as if the program didn't exist on your hard drive at all.

Your company does deal in new software applications, so you wonder if this was part of the files you were downloading from them - somehow only partially accessible. Taking a chance you open the program...

The screen goes black.

After a second a message in plain, white text appears on screen:

Please enter username

You enter your employee user name; jrl343uiemp142.

Username accepted, welcome Mr. James Patterson, to exe_masterprog_trj_Beta.

"Whew," you sigh, relived to see its obviously from your company - any other outside program would not know your actual name based off the provided username.

General stats listed as follows, please edit accordingly to desires:

Sex: Male
General Body Type: Average
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Sexual Appeal: 5/10
Sex Organ Size: 5.75 inches long, 5 inches girth
Current Intimacy Partner: Maria Lehon
Satisfaction With Life: 7/10

"What the fuck," you hiss, staring at the screen in shock. How could the program possibly know any of those 'stats' after maybe the first three?

Putting the small matter of your personal privacy aside, the program will not let you exit or continue until you change at least one stat.