Master Roshi's Wishes

It was a time of peace. In the years since the Tournament of Power, the Earth had settled down, and the Dragon Team had grown accustomed to times of relaxation. The Saiyans Goku and Vegeta raising their families, their friends from across reality getting used to things being normal. After all this peace, many had their guards down, growing used to things being this way.

It was about this time that Master Roshi made his plan. He just needed the Dragon Radar, a ship, and some time. As long as Bulma didn't notice it was missing, he could just give some excuse to his housemates and they'd leave him be.

Everything went as he'd hoped. A few weeks jaunting around the planet, collecting the Dragon Balls, and making his way to a secluded spot. He knew everyone would realize what was happening once he'd done it. He only had two wishes.

You see, though he'd worked on his perverted nature before the Tournament of Power, to keep a level head, the old master had to admit that his dry streak was leaving him pent up. But the only solution he saw to keep him satisfied until he died one day rested within these two Dragon Balls.

"Arise, Eternal Dragon!" The balls glowed, the skies darkened, and in a sight most familiar, the Eternal Dragon Shenron appeared in the sky before Master Roshi.

"What are your wishes?"