Lord of the Cock Rings

It is an incredibly hot day. You, Frodo Baggins sit in your garden enjoying the sun, wearing nothing but underpants and a loose shirt. You have recently become owner of Bag End, the greatest mansion in the Shire, when your uncle Bilbo left to live with the Elves.

From the corner of your eye you see Sam, your trusty gardener, walking up the path towards Bag End. Samwise Gamgee, as his full name is, has been your friend and companion for years, despite being of a lower class.

"Good day, Sam" you say.

"Good day, Master Frodo" replies Sam. "I've got to water the plants, or they'll die in this blistering heat."

Sam starts tending to the garden, while you watch him. Sam had come wearing a shirt like yours, but had soon taken it off when he started work. Now he is only wearing low-hanging farmer's pants. When he bends over, you can see his asscrack.

You laugh. Sam turns around and looks at you curiously.