Letters to Mario

Dear Mario, I hope you'll get this letter. In my heart I know you are coming to free me from Bowser, but please come as quickly as you possibly can! As soon as he threw me in this filthy cell he told me that he would keep me here forever, so he is not after a ransom. I do not know his true intentions, but from the vile lecherous look in his eyes, as well as his minions, I fear the worst. Someone is coming, I'll have to resume this letter after they leave.

It was that stupid Magikoopa with some goombas. I cannot believe what they just did! They entered my cell and the goombas immediately **** me against the wall. I was held there while the ridiculous little mage mumbled something, deaf to my pleas. I quickly understood what was going on... As he mumbled he started waving his wand around and my clothes disappeared! The little creeps made sure to humiliate me further as they laughed at my panic and **** me to expose my pure body to their perverted selves. When they left I noticed something horrific; all of the goombas, but one, had grown something between their legs. I almost fainted as I saw the rigid members swinging between their stubby legs. I am terrified at the thought of what might happen to me if you don't save me soon.

-Love, Peach