Kink Detection

You wake up in a cold sweat as you try to catch your breath. The dream you had as so vivid, so real, and yet it was slipping out of your grasp as you tried hard to remember. There was a woman, several women in fact. They were begging for you to... to... and it was gone. You knew the dream was important to you, but anytime you tried to think about it, you came up with nothing at all. With a defeated sigh, you got out of bed.

You were a fairly average guy, all things considered. You lived alone, had a desk job that paid well enough, and were fairly average looking. Your only real short coming seemed to be in the romance department. It's not that you haven't had girlfriends, it's just that you were clueless on how to keep them happy. No matter how much you tried, you were never able to really read the mood or know what a girl wanted.

You get your morning shower in, get dressed, and get ready to go to work. But as you were unplugging your phone, you notice a new app pop up on the screen. It was the shape of a heart with two horns poking out from either side. The name under it says "Kink Detector". You know that you shouldn't open up strange apps, but you find your curiosity is starting to get the better of you. Something about the logo feels familiar to you. Maybe it's related to your dream?