If you give a whore a spank...
...she'll want a lot more to go with it.
Chapter 1
by 
Verschrobenheit
If you give a whore a spank, she'll probably have a moan to go with it.
If the whore gives you a moan, she'll probably give you a boner.
If the whore gives you a boner, she'll want to go somewhere alone with you.