Hooters Galore

“Hi, My name is John”, John started to say before catching himself and correcting course, “no, it's more accurate to say that your name is John. As for the foreseeable future you will be me. Well let me get you up to speed. Your name is John and you are currently standing outside of a Hooters with your friend Josi. Why are you outside Hooters with a girl and not on a date? Well ill tell you nosey but no more questions. Josi’s sister Jericho had just started a couple days ago. That's really the gist of it, yeah there are other minor details whats your job, what do you look like, and what sort of family do you come from, but these are the important facts. You are currently outside of a hooters with a smoking hot blonde cheerleader, about to go inside to see her even hotter younger sister in a tight Hooters uniform”

Inner monologue recapping useless details for person or persons unknown over with, you snap back to the moment when you hear your name being called.

“John. John. Earth to John….HEEEEELLLLLOOOOOO……” your head snaps to the side to see a petite blonde, her eyes staring into you as she tries to get your attention.

“Hey yeah, what's up Josi,” you reply, still a bit dazed and confused from the info dump. “Damn, you look great.” you blurt out before you can help yourself, but it was true. She had on a bright yellow skirt, cowboy boots, a tight white shirt that accentuated her petite breasts, and her hair done up in a ponytail. Years ago you had confessed to her but was shot down like a civilian airliner over eastern Ukraine, since then you had to watch her date other guys until you both went your own separate ways after highschool.

Somehow, through the magic of fate, or just lazy writing, you and your childhood crush were back in your sleepy little hometown and you'd be damned if you let that chance slip through your fingers again. Small obstacles like “Fiances”, “Engagement”, and “Wedding planning”, couldn't be too hard to get rid of, right? Right….? Anyways, back to the important part, the plot building.

Josi blushes slightly at your compliment before lightly swatting your arm, unsure really how to react other than to hurry inside the restaurant, feeling your gaze on her ass as she walks. Holding the door open for the woman like any gentleman would, you immediately know you've died and gone to heaven. You didn't even know your town even had this many women in it, much less smoking hot ones around your age. Picking your jaw up from the floor and resisting the urge to openly gawk at the bevy of beauties on display, you confidently approach the waitress stand which is manned by a very busty Latina whose name tag says Audrey

“Hi there, uhhhh….” you bend over so you can see better “Audrey, I’ve got a reservation for two in Jericho's section, under the name John”, you say. The smirk on her face makes it obvious Audrey knew good and well that you could read her name just fine without a closer view and she laughs lightly, her large breasts bouncing up and down in the confines of her small shirt.

“Sure, just this way handsome,” Audrey says, grabbing some menus and turning around. As you follow her two thoughts warred for dominance in your head. The first and most obvious was how glorious Audreys ass looked in those tiny shorts. The second was that yes, only in a porn game will a girl that hot not care if you stare at your tits and then call you handsome.

Far too soon for your liking, Audrey stops at a secluded booth in the corner that offers a direct view of the bar. Stealing one last glance at that glorious masterpiece of flesh, you pull Josi’s chair out for her like the gentleman you are. Once your date was seated and you yourself were sat, Audrey was gone, leaving only menus.