Homecoming

"17.50" the cabbie says as you pull up to your house.

You grab your suitcase, pay him, and head for the door. You walk in and call to your wife. No answer. You check the garage to find that the car is gone.

"She must be at Tracy's." you say to yourself.

You head upstairs to the bedroom to put your things away. As you are unpacking your suitcase, you notice a box on the floor of the closet. You open the box to find a couple sex toys and some oils.

"This is new." you say. "Guess she missed me more than I though."

You put the box back, close the door, and stretch out on the bed to take a short nap. You soon fall into a deep sleep.

You awake after what seems like minutes to the sound of the house door being opened. Glancing at the clock you notice the time. 10:32 p.m. You were asleep for nearly 4 hours.

Listening closely, you hear your wife talking on the phone.

"Hey, you gonna be here?" she says. "Ok, I'll see you in a few minutes." then she hangs up.

Who is coming over? You decide to stay upstairs and not let her know you are home a few days early. After about 15 minutes you hear the doorbell ring.

"Hi sexy." you hear your wife say. "Come on in and get comfortable."

"Who the fuck is that???" you say to yourself. Your wife offers her guest a drink. The person answers her back....