Holodeck Heaven

I was always the odd one out growing up in the Federation. Since I was a teenager I've been using holodecks the way God intended. Unfortunately everyone else seems to be dead below the waist so they think it's weird to fulfill every fantasy you ever had. Freaks.

There's a lot of rules about holodeck **** and if you spend too long in one you teachers or parents get a report about it. That meant that I never really got the opportunity to do more than explore the beginnings of fantasies before some counselor would want to talk to me about things. I think the most embarrassing was when I had to explain why I had designed a whole line of swimsuits for Seven of Nine, that ex-Borg who arrived with Voyager's return when I was 18.

All that is about to change though. I've been studying holo engineering for three years, since my 18th birthday in fact, and I've set up a holodeck on my tiny little runabout. I've programmed the replicators to run together with the programs so I can't starve and the safety's can't be taken off so I'll be safe. I also used some of the Federations medical technology to make sure my body would be up to the rigorous 'workload' it would have to cope with.

There's no one to report to here in the middle of space and I have enough supplies to last a hundred years. I've told my folks that I'm heading off to chart unexplored territory and they seemed to believe me. The last thing I did before I left Mars was to download details of every historical scenario ever along with copies of all entertainment made by humanity since the mid 20th Century to modern day. The holodeck has just finished converting all that information into it processors so I'm about to start the greatest sexual adventure ever.