Highschool of the dead

You wake up with the usual morning boner. Everything feels... rather normal. Too normal. (Is that even possible? I mean... normal should be just... normal? Like what else is there to it?) You decide on having a shower. But of course before you go in, you can't help but admire yourself in the mirror. (yes, guys do that, every time).

You get out of the shower, get dressed, and then go to the kitchen to get breakfast started. You ALWAYS have 2 bowls of cereal every morning, it's just how you start your day.

But then you realise...

NO MILK!?!? your happiness decreases dramatically.

You rage, and leave without the most important meal of the day.
John Doe is so awesome dick