Help! I’m Naked In The DC Universe

You are Jessica Madden, a broke twenty five year old that just graduated from college. You are currently unemployed and living on your own in an apartment. Your life is extremely boring and you never have any fun, the one thing that brings you joy is comic books, except you don’t have enough money to buy them with.

Growing up you didn’t want to play with dolls or do anything that was considered ‘girly’ what you wanted was comic books and action figures, and you still love them to this day. Your room is filled with comics, especially DC and you have tons of action figures.

Unfortunately when you left for college you gave some of your comics and action figures to your stepmom to keep them safe for you and she ended up selling them. Leaving you with only a few and now whenever you’re bored you find yourself reading the same ten or so comics over and over again.

It was the middle of the day and you were laying in bed naked (what’s the point in wearing clothes when nobody can see you?) while reading one of your favourite Batman stories. Despite it being midday you were actually still quite tired from your lack of sleep last night and eventually find yourself asleep, head on top of the comic.

Little did you know that you wouldn’t be waking up in your bedroom but somewhere entirely different.

You yawn and slowly start to open your eyes and as you do you find yourself lying down on the ground in the pouring rain. You feel your body and realize that your both soaking wet and completely naked. You stand up and looking around, confused as to why you’re outside. You then look up and see a skyscraper with a giant W and the words Wayne Tower on the front and it confuses you even more.

“Were you in Gotham City? If so how did you end up in this very real seeming yet fictional city. You decided to convince yourself that it’s just a dream and that you should explore before you wake up and it’s all over. Not long after after standing up you see a woman run over to you. Her blonde hair was held up in pigtails, one with a blue tip and the other with a pink tip and wearing a red and black outfit. You instantly recognized it as Harley Quinn.

"Hey Blue," she says to you referring to your blue hair. "What are you doing out here naked and alone?"

"I'm not from around here and I don't really know why i'm naked," obviously you weren't going to tell her that she was actually a fictional character and this was just a 'dream'.

"Ain't from around here, huh? Well I won't ask too many questions but how about you come back to my place, I can get you some clothes and something to eat and if you need somewhere to stay the night... Well there's plenty of room for you."