Goodnight, Good Knight

Another long day of grinding experience points, loot, and items had passed you by. You let out a sigh of satisfaction after having just slain a large boss monster that not many have been able to defeat just yet. As you take in the victory for a final moment, you're interrupted by a sudden clump of dirt hitting you in head. Turning around angrily, you lifted up the lid of your helmet to see who would dare dirty your hard earned and specially crafted armor. As you looked around, you noticed a small goblin girl jumping around and cackling to herself. She looked down at you from a small hill she was standing on and stuck her tongue out at you.

"OI, METAL HEAD! YA MAY BE TOUGH, BUTCHA AIN'T NUTHIN THOUT YA FANCY TOYS!"

Just as she finished giving you her message, she turned around and pulled her bloomers to her ankles. She gave her little green, plump fanny a few slaps to further mock enrage you. Little did she know, this was doing the trick. Underneath you helmet, your chest was rising and falling from how hard you were breathing. You shook off the rest of the dirt clump that she had tossed onto your and shut the lid back onto your helmet with a clear sign of anger. You were mere yards away from your base and had intentions on saving your progress for the next day. But after the stunt this bratty goblin just pulled, you figured one more victory was in order. You unsheathed your blade from your waist and began making your way towards the still mooning goblin.

Though once she noticed you walking towards her at the pace, her eyes grew wide with fear as she realized she had gone too far. She gulped as she stumbled to the ground thanks to her underwear around her ankles. Pulling them up, she got to her feet and began making a run for it to escape the fate she sealed herself in. Thanks to her size and what she was wearing, she appeared to be faster than you on foot. But that didn't stop you from following her to make her pay for soiling your armor. Noticing the space between you two, the little green nuisance thought it funny to continue her verbal . She looked back at you and began making faces.

"NYA NYA! Wats da matter, knight? Can't keep up wit a wee goblin gal? Is dat fancy suit weighing ya down? Maybe this'll learn ya that them fancy toys ain't so amazin as ya thought! Ya can't even nab yourself a bloody little goblin like me!"

You could feel yourself grow angrier with each word that came out of her mouth. Getting your vengeance would seem that much sweet by the time you get your hands on that little menace. Which wouldn't seem to be too far away by the direction the chase was taking. The little green fool was too busy looking at you and throwing snarky remarks to notice that she was running into a cave. You chuckled to yourself as she ran in at top speed. By the time she noticed things were getting dark, she ran face first into the end of this small cave and cursed to herself. It was too late. You were blocking the only exit and began approaching her slowly, sword in hand. She looked around, hoping for a way out. A rumbling was heard from her stomach, giving her an idea. She mooned you again. This time, a small lighter in her hand and an even bigger smirk on her face. She held it near her ass and flipped you the finger before saying-

"GET FUKT!!!

The sound of her ripping ass echoed through the caves walls as a massive flame shot out and engulfed you. Your eyes shot wide open as the fire seemingly cooked you alive and began disintegrating your body. By the time the twenty second long blast was done, you were nothing but a pile of ashes with eyes. You looked over to the goblin girl. The blast has pushed her forward a few feet, burned her bloomers to nothing, and left her cheeks a bit burned. She began getting up and looked over to see you in your new state. Her grin spread all around as she walked over to you.

"Well ain't this a bit of a surprise? The armor ya fancied so much couldn't even handle a wee bit of flatulence! Ain't that funny? And look at ya! Nuthin but dust! All from this! Dontcha feel like a fool?!"

Indeed you did feel like a fool. Not to mention humiliated to be brought down in such a way. Now that you were defeated, all the grinding you did today was wasted and you'll be returning back to your base as a weak beginner once again. To add salt to your wound, this goblin began flaunting her ass in your face. Shaking it from side to side and slapping her cheeks.

"This arse right here! This brought the big knight to his knees! Just from a wee bit of wind and that's all it takes! Now yer nothin but dust! How's about I finish ya off by droppin what else I have in here on ya?"

She squatted down and spread her cheeks to give you a glimpse of her musky hole. Even without a nose, you could smell the horrid stench coming from her burnt backside. You already felt humiliated before. But being buried under a pile of her waste is something you'd never be able to live down. You clenched your eyes and prepared for it only for her to look back and chuckle as she got back up.

"What a wee baby! Don't ya worry none, baby! I ain't got any logs in me as of now. But I can't ave ya go without one final lesson, can I?"

You looked up as she turned back to face you.

A bit of relief filled your dusty corpse only for it to literally be washed away as she placed her hands on her crotch and began pissing your body into nothing. The steamy and disgusting liquid began washing your body away into the dirt, but not before she gave in a few more words.

"Das watcha get, Pissface! From now on, I'll be callin ya that if I ever catch sight of you again! And if ya think ya grown a pair and try doing that again, I'll be sure to sweep ya up and take ya home where me and me friend's can ALL have some fun with ya! I'll be seeing ya, Pissface!"

The sheer humiliation you were feeling right now was more painful than any battle you had been through in the past. To not only be defeated by someone so low level in such a disgusting and pitiful way, but to also have them talk down to while being drenched in their disgusting and hot piss was a blow straight to the soul. You could feel said soul leaving this now ruined body and returning itself back to your base. Where you will wake up in your normal, and once again, weak body. All experience and everything else gained will be lost and you will have to start all over. All because of one goblins reeking ass. Maybe your body won't have any remains of the smell, but your ego and self esteem will definitely never be the same again.....