God's successor

I was laying in bed watching youtube when all of a sudden i heard a voice, The voice tells me that i have been chosen as God's successor and therefore have been granted god like abilites to do with what i please.

I lay there in my bed not really questioning what just happened but instead deciding what i should do first now that i have the power to do whatever i want, walking over to my laptop opening up a word document and get to work.