Fun with Mindcontrol
The Sumerian tomb of mind control
Chapter 1
by 
Duke Montefort
You are a male grad student doing ancient resarch for a term paper on ancient Sumer. In the labyrinth of books you find a Sumerian translated tome. After spending a great deal of time deciphering it, and reading the entire book. You realize that you have read and developed the ability to contol the minds of others.
Sweet now what