Fresh Start... Where to begin...

sometime during a frigid winter in the isolated northern parts of the world....

"Damn!" slamming the car door shut I settle into my seat. pulling out my keys and starting the car, just a normal shitty condition drive home. after another shitty day at work. looking back i can just barely see my radar stations front door. foot on the gas i set off for home. the silence gets to me and i fumble to plug in my phone to play some tunes, that's when the craziest shit of my life happens. a deafening crack and bang nearly send my car flying, kind of hard to describe it looking back at it. either way it was enough to at least send the one side of my car into a jump, leaving me dazed and confused. after a couple seconds of wtf i exited my car. taking a look around i saw nothing out of the ordinary, take a quick walk around my vehicle to notice my wheel practically coming off my car. "should've expected as much" i mutter "fuckkkkkkk" opening my car door I take a quick breather inside. until a small orb of light catches my peripheral. "A flashlight? someone's out here?" and with some urgency i was standing in the middle of the road hollering "hey, HEY! DID YOU HEAR THAT BANG EARLIER" no response but the light continues towards me "uhhhhh, It kinda messed up my car.... Whatever it was..." then a silhouette appears and an audible deep baritone burp shortly after. the shadow seems to drunkenly say "sup huuuuman" with a tone of disbelief i stumble out "huh, uh hello" BURRRRP "Hey, hey uh crasssss my ship...... ove there..... *hiccup* and uhh.... uh.. *insert insanely long distorted burp here* yea you can't see me" at this point im dumbfounded and mistakenly ask what the strange light shadow voice thing meant and what the fuck what was going on. my luck ran out i guess. next thing i know is black. no pain, no feeling, nothing, just black. it was the weirdest feeling.... but it was nothing.... the feeling of the nothing, completely empty, not a single thing. weird.... but anyways. next thing i know I seem to be in a bland room with moving boxes. There's a nice breeze coming through on of the two windows, it's nice as hell blue sky day too... ok wtf. just a moment ago i was... talking to a drunk alien? huh. now here. huh. *ELECTRONIC WVOMP* and a slight sound of metal hitting wood occur behind me. I snap back from dissassocitaion. i stand up, and notice my body feels amazing. looking down a weird sensation fills my mind and heart. I'm young, well-built, seemingly strong too. i focus my attention to the source of the noise and see a remote. interesting futuristic looking one too. picking it up it spurts up to life. the device greets me with...

HELLO HUMAN

This message is for the human that my extremely high partner killed

"that's just great..."

I want to express my deepest apologies for my idiot friend, to make up for your loss of life. I gift you this device, and that new body. That body is of an 19yo perfect genetic male subject. while this device, well I patched this together for you. first off NO DIMENSION HOPPING the one you currently reside in is a 99.999999999999999999999999999999998% match to your last one. this dimension was also marked as useless same as your last, thus we have gifted you this entire dimension. it has been listed as property under special cases program. thus i must repeat NO DIMENSION HOPPING, your device is blacklisted from every other dimension but your own. but in turn your dimension is blocked from any dimension hoppers. you are now simply free to do as you please in any way you see fit. you humans refer to this type of omnipotence as godhood, this all capable through this device. the UI is adaptive and will display options according to your thoughts. Have fun, and enjoy yourself human.

"HOLY SHIT" I yell out loud, my voice sounds really mature for a 19yo it was quite loud, loud enough to meet my apparent new family, I hear a younger womans voice yell back "You okay matty?" I quickly respond with "yup all good!" looking back at the device in my hand I see options appear, like changing my environment, powers, changing bodies, creating things, so many different things, flashing as I try to grasp my situation. I set down the device. taking a breather...

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