Felicity Shagwell’s ‘Situation’

Austin had just turned her down. Falicity had never been turned down before. Her mind was reeling and she couldn’t understand what she did to have him turn her down. There had to be something wrong with her. As Felicity pondered why Austin declined her sexual advances she received a new urgent mission from MOD.

‘PLACE A TRACKING DEVICE ON DR EVIL ASSET, FAT BASTARD’

Felicity had heard of the man and seen pictures of the grotesque Scotsman. She wasn’t sure how she would be able to get close to him though, he was extremely dangerous and considered one of the most cunning of Dr. Evils henchmen. Luckily Felicity had a trick up her sleeve, the power of seduction.

Finding where Fat Bastard was currently residing wasn’t hard. Felicity simply tracked where large food deliveries were going to that didn’t include restaurants or supermarkets. After tracking down his residence she set her plan in motion. Dressed in a skimpy pizza delivery girl outfit she knocked on the door. Her shirt had the top several buttons undone and it was tied off at her waist revealing her midriff. The shorts she wore were skintight and left very little to the imagination, heck, to call them shorts would imply there was more material present. And she made sure her hair was pulled back into a pony tail, with the tracking device held under the base of her pony tail.

Felicity knocked on the door and could hear crashing and rumbling coming from the residence. Fat Bastard was on the way.

“AYE IM COMIN DAMNIT! I HEAR YA I HEAR YA!” Came his bellowing voice. Felicity felt a twinge of fear shoot though her, it always did before any mission. She steeled herself and felt that tingly fear settle right over her groin region, like usual. She never knew why the fear made her aroused, but she always made that work for her advantage.

The door swung open and in the frame was the largest man Felicity had ever seen. He was shirtless and had food crumbs all over his thick chest hair. Seeing him standing there along with the smell of sweat, food, and body oder, made her mind go completely blank. Why was she here again?

“Oh is that mah pizzah I ohrdad?! WELL GET ON IN EER!” Fat Bastard bellowed. Felicity followed walking woodenly trying to get her brain back into gear. Fat Bastard pointed to a table full of other food detritus, “put it righte ther lass!” And as he said it he slapped Felicitys ass.

The contact of his fleshy hand on her tight bottom finally got her brain in motion and she remembered why she was here. Seeing her moment she jumped on it. With the slap on her ass she leaned slightly forward, sticking her pert backside towards Fat Bastards hand and let out a soft moan while looking back at him.

“Oh? Ya liked that dint ya lassy? Oh I caunt blame ya. I’m drop dead sexy” said Fat Bastard and instead of slapping her ass he just grabbed it roughly. Felicity was surprised at how strong his grip was and it turned her on a bit knowing just how powerful this disgusting creature was. Felicity began to sway her hips as she put the pizza down on the table then turned slowly to look back at Fat Bastard.

Felicity gave him a wicked smile, “well… now I’m here…” she let the words hang as she slightly sat on the counter top, “all alone”. As she finished the sentence she spread her legs slightly, revealing just how tight her ‘shorts’ were. “Defenseless in your home…” as she spoke her hand began to slide down from her chest down to between her thighs, gently rubbing. “Is there anything… anything at all I can do for you?” Felicity smiled again at the degenerate in front of her. Felicity knew that no one (besides Austin Powers) had ever turned her down when she turned on her seduction, it was only a matter of time.