Family Guy, Lois the Ballbuster

Author's note: all characters in this story are over 18 years old.

Hello, my name is Lois Griffin. I'm married to Peter Griffin ,he's a fat idiot who likes to embarrass me on a continual basis. I have three children. Chris who's a nineteen year old high school senior. Yes that's right he's nineteen and still in high school. Lets just say he's not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed and leave it at that.

I also have a daughter Meg who is also a senior in high school, she's eighteen. Meg is a cute little ballbuster just like her mother.

Another member of our family is Stewie. He's just a baby but has a genius level IQ.

And lastly we have a dog named Brian. He's a smug liberal drunk who fancies himself a writer.

We live in a modest two story house in Quahog, Rhode Island.

You want to know what I really love to do? I love to smash guys nuts. I think it's funny and sexually arousing. I've even been known to like ballbusting porn. Hell I even masterbate to America's Funniest Home Videos. Yep I'm a ballbuster and a castratrix and this is my story. Oh I forgot to mention I'm a redhead with a small waist and big tits. Yeah I'm what you would call a classic MILF. Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to bust some balls.