Erotic Pathfinder

The fresh virgin snow crunches underneath the weight of my old beat up pickup truck as I pull into the driveway of the little farm house I call home. Sky was just darkening into night and the willow tree out front was gently swaying in the cool mid-January wind. Snow had just fallen creating a winter paradise of sorts, blanketing the chicken coop, field, outdoor pool, and roof. I smiled parking the red truck in the garage, life was good this fine Sunday evening! I grabbed my work bag and ran inside the house from the cold garage. I was on a mission after all; The guys would be over in an hour to play Pathfinder, our weekly tradition dating back to High School. Today was going to be even more chaotic than normal, there would be a new person joining us tonight.

There were only four of us left; Chad, Gowan, Jon, and myself. I won't lie, Chad is pretty good looking with red hair, red mustache, and a figure built from riding horses: all stringy muscle and toned power. He's the second tallest of us at six foot three and he always wears a cowboy hat and duster. Gowan is shorter than I am, standing at a miniscule five foot four, he dresses like the punk rocker he his, with a black Ramones hoodie and black pants. Sort blonde combed forward hair meet thick glasses on a square face. Gowan recently took to bulking up and is starting to show some muscle. Jon is the tallest of our group and could probably play basketball professionally if he tried since he stands at a mighty six foot eight. He's not the best dressed, usually found in a t-shirt and jeans paired with a clean shaven beard and short cropped hair, but he's the sweetest person in any room he walks in. I stand at six foot even and have a politician's haircut framing my face. I take pride in my appearance making sure to always dress in button down and Chino's. I've been hitting the gym every day since I was seventeen and am built like the Crossfit king I am.

I made myself busy getting our table set up, battlemap prepped, and snacks put in bowls before I warm up some lentil soup and wait for the guys to get here. Going over my notes I remembered that Chad was playing Erik Fulmont, cleric of Desna. Gowan played Desmond Fulmont, nature druid and brother of Erik. Jon played as Arrod Montajay, wandering bard. The party was currently level six and residing in the small town of Haven, recently saved by our adventuring heroes after they fought of an orc attack. I wonder how I'm going to introduce Amy's character to the party.

I haven't seen her in person, and I'm kinda curious to meet her. See, Gowan was in Vegas for a business trip, got drunk, and married this girl Amy. That was a week ago, and they've been trying to find common ground since. I suggested he bring her to Pathfinder, and see if that works. If all goes well, I get to Game Manage another player and mix up the party dynamic. I've been messaging her throughout the week having her fill out the background and story of her character. Amy decided to play a female tiefling rogue from the brothel. She was very clear that Ashley (the rogue) didn't work there, she just picked the pockets of everyone.

I start writing a scenario for everyone to meet up and get to know each other when I hear Jon's little Kia pull in. I check my watch, he's exactly on time! I get up and run to the door, opening it and calling out, "Hey, get your butt's in here! It's freezing out there!"

"Alright! Alright! We're a coming!" Chad yells back to me all smiles and waves. I head back in before I catch cold and before long they've all filtered in. I high five Chad, Jon, and Gowan, and shake the hand of Amy.

God is she beautiful. Amy is taller than Gowan and shorter than me. Dirty blonde hair cascades down her form fitting sweatshirt meeting black leggings that end in ugg boots. Her green eyes pierce mine with a challenge and she has a smile that can melt ice. From the way she walks I garner that she's must be very athletic, but is trying not to be overt about it.

"Hello Amy, welcome to my humble bungalow. To the left is the kitchen, feel free to help yourself to anything there. On the right down the hallway at end is the bathroom. For tonight, I would like you to sit by me. I just wanna make sure that you're getting it. Oh, and don't hesitate to ask any questions!" I greet her warmly, shaking her hand and pointing out the details of my home.

"Thank you very much! Uhh, how do we figure out our stats? I'm really curious! It's kinda exciting isn't it?" Amy says, bouncing slightly before sitting down. Jon and Chad who had already sat down stared openly as her boobs moved up and down in her excitement. Gowan hadn't managed to catch it.

"Here, this is how you're gonna roll stats." Gowan said, taking a pencil from the jar and handing it to her. He explains how to roll stats and together we all settle down and get into character.

KNOCK KNOCK

My knuckles rap on the oak table as I sit down and say the words that begin every session, "May I have a reading of the minutes?"