ENF-025

Bureau of Unusual Activities

Anom #: ENF-025

Risk Level: Sunlight (Formally Twilight)

Description: ENF-025 is a recurring phenomenon that affects undergarments and pants worn by individual Kaylee Lewis (designated as ENF-025-2). Clothing affected by ENF-025 are referred to as ENF-025-1 instances and have been noted to behave similarly to flying animals depending on the garment.

When ENF-025-2 tries to put any clothing through her legs, the clothing will stop in the thigh area and itself out of ENF-025-2’s legs and become airborne. It’s unknown if ENF-025-1 is sapient but has shown to have a “flying” period and a “resting” period. An ENF-025-1 instance will cease all anomalous activities if it is damaged in any form*.

*Note from the Bureau of Unusual Activities: This includes cutting, burning, and freezing. However, if ENF-025-1 is repaired and ENF-025-2 tries to wear the repaired clothing, ENF-025-1 will reanimate and resume anomalous activities.

ENF-025-2 is a human female, who is 26 years of age as of 05/07/2018. ENF-025-2 is 1.6 meters tall and weighs 54.5 kilograms. It is noted that since ENF-025’s effects, ENF-025-2’s wardrobe consists of dresses and skirts as these types of clothing don’t trigger any ENF-025-1 effect. Investigations regarding the origin of ENF-025 have yielded no results except for ENF-025-2 mentioning that she bumped into a “goth-looking chick” prior to ENF-025 (see Interview ENF-025-01).

Standard Procedures: Manifestations of ENF-025 are to be stored in Room 63 of Site 14. All ENF-025-1 instances are to be logged by Dr. Wellers. Researchers are to continue experiments on ENF-025-1 to see if they react to any stimuli. All testing ENF-025-2 has been halted until further notice.

ENF-025-2 is incepted with the idea that her legs are her best features and that wearing pants and panties will hinder the appearance of her legs. ENF-025-2 is to be monitored through social media for any signs of any changes in inception.

Interview 025-01

Interviewed: ENF-025-2

Interviewer: Dr. Wellers

Preface: ENF-025-2 is questioned on her knowledge on ENF-025.

Dr. Wellers: Good afternoon, Ms. Lewis. I hope you found your trip pleasant.

ENF-025-2 (hands covering her crotch): (No response)

Dr. Wellers: I can imagine how confusing all of this is and I’m sorry that you have to go through this ordeal.

ENF-025-2: It’s just so weird. I have never been so embarrassed in my entire life.

Dr. Wellers: I understand but if you want return to any form of normalcy, you need to tell us what happened to you on that day.

ENF-025-2 (sighs): I don’t know, it was just like any other day. Had a presentation to give for my job, had lunch with my gal pals, and commuted my way back home.

Dr. Wellers: That’s when the anomaly first appeared.

ENF-025-2: Yeah, I just got off the train, listening to some music, and the next thing I knew, I tripped face first. That’s when I felt my jeans and panties ripped from me and I found myself half naked. I ran as fast as I could and hid from everyone. Fortunately, I still had my phone and purse so I called my friend so that she could give me a ride back to my place.

Dr. Wellers: I see, but I want to rewind for a sec. Did anything seem off to you? Did you find yourself acting strange?

ENF-025-2: Are you saying this my fault?

Dr. Wellers: I’m only trying to find the answer to your wardrobe malfunction.

ENF-025-2 (sighs): I might have been a little bit distracted, bumped into two people. There was this one person who I saw for half a second. I apologized quickly but she looked so pissed. I’ve never seen a person so pissed.

Dr. Wellers: Can you describe her?

ENF-025-2: Not really, she had black hair, dressed in all black, real goth-looking chick.

Dr. Wellers: I see.

ENF-025-2: (pauses)

ENF-025-2: You’re going to do tests on me, aren’t you? Spend my whole life forgotten to my friends and family.

Dr. Wellers: That is not what we do. We work from behind to protect people from these sorts of things. I’ll still stand before my word that we can return you back to society as you were before.

ENF-025-2: What about my life and my job?

Dr. Wellers: You went on vacation after your public display.

ENF-025-2: And what about my public display?

Dr. Wellers: We have ways to make look more mundane. You just suffered from a simple fall due to your pants and underwear becoming loose.

ENF-025-2: Can’t you guys just, I don’t know, erase the whole thing or something?

Dr. Wellers: We’re not magicians and the image of you half naked is more potent to the public’s mind than your flying pants.

ENF-025-2: F[REDACTED]k.

Test Log 025:

Test 025-01

Participant: ENF-025-2

Object: Briefs

Purpose: To see how ENF-025 manifests.

Result: ENF-025-2 goes to put on the briefs but is halted when she reaches her thighs. ENF-025-2 tries to hold on to the briefs (now ENF-025-1) but lets go from the of ENF-025-1. ENF-025-1 ejects from ENF-025-2 and behaved similarly to an avian creature.

Note: For this, ENF-025-2 is wearing a light t-shirt and jacket. – Researcher Pines

Test 025-02

Participant: ENF-025-2

Object: Shorts

Purpose: To see how ENF-025’s effects extend past undergarments and if not wearing anything prevents ENF-025.

Result: ENF-025-2 goes to put on the Shorts but is halted when she reaches her thighs. ENF-025-2 tries to hold on to the ENF-025-1 but lets go from the of ENF-025-1. ENF-025-1 ejects from ENF-025-2 and flies across the room.

Test 025-04

Participants: ENF-025-2, Dr. Wellers

Object: Men’s dress pants.

Purpose: To see if ENF-025 affects any or all clothing that covers her legs and if someone else dressing ENF-025-02 can prevent ENF-025.

Result: Dr. Wellers is instructed to pull the pants up to ENF-025-2’s knees. Dr. Wellers pulled the pants up to the knees and ENF-025-01 didn’t manifest. After one minute, Dr. Wellers slowed pulled the pants up ENF-025-2’s legs before stopping at the thighs. Dr. Wellers lets go of ENF-025-1 and ENF-025-1 ejects from ENF-025-2 and glides across the room.

Note: I don’t know, it looks like a snake swimming in water. – Researcher Pines

Test 025-20

Participant: ENF-025-2

Object: A Miniskirt.

Purpose: To see if ENF-025 affects skirts.

Result: N/A

Note: Did you pick this skirt, Pines? The girl could barely cover her behind if she tried to wear that. – Dr. Wellers

Note: Let it be known that Dr. Wellers f[REDACTED]ing smacked me in the head. – Researcher Pines

Note: Noted and language. – Dr. Wellers

Test 025-21

Participant: ENF-025-2

Object: A long skirt.

Purpose: To see if ENF-025 affects skirts.

Result: ENF-025-2 goes to put on the skirt and successfully wears it. No ENF-025-1 manifestations.

Notice from the Bureau of Unusual Activities: Remaining tests have included various forms of dresses and skirts, all of which haven’t been affected by ENF-025. Following several more testing, ENF-025-2 was incepted and had her memories of her experience with the Bureau erased. She's since then has been released back to the public.