Cupid's Mistakes in Springfield

Note: All characters within this story are above 18 years of age.

Marge went to the doctor because she was feeling unwell, Bart is somewhere causing mischief with Milhouse, and Lisa took Maggie to show her something at the museum.

Homer, meanwhile, was reading the note with the chores Marge had left him.

• Go ask about Bart at the Van Houten's house (Luann Van Houten's route)
• Go to the Kwik-E-Mart (Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon's Route)
• Go to Bart's Parent-Teacher Conference (Edna Krabappel's Route)
• Go to Lisa's Parent-Teacher Conference (Elizabeth Hoover Route)
• Return the metal detector to Flanders (Maude Flanders Route)
• Go pick up Marge's new Drive license (Selma Bouvier Route)

Homer doesn't know it, but whatever activity he decides to do first will determine with whom he will be unfaithful to Marge and will form a new family.

Even if he chose to ignore the list and go anywhere else, his fate was already sealed from the moment he encountered a Cupid as stupid and careless as Homero himself.