Confessions of a TV consultant

As a recent college graduate with a degree in advertising and public relations, you thought the world was going to be yours.

And when you caught the break of a lifetime and landed as a television consultant who's job was basically to go around and meet with all the anchors and reporters about how to be better at their jobs, you begin to wonder about all the possibilities ahead of you.

All your life, you've been able to have just about any girl you wanted, and you saw no reason to think that anything would change just because you were in a professional setting now.

After meeting with the various station managers about hiring you on, you're looking forward to getting started your new gig, and also the pursuit of bedding all of the sexy anchors you've lusted after ever since you saw them on your TV for the first time.

You were beginning to lose hope that you would actually ever be hired on by any of them by the time your phone rang and one of the station managers you had spoken with earlier was on the other end of it.

"Good news John. We have decided to hire you on. And both the weeknight and weekend anchors we employ have expressed interest in speaking with you about how to project a more TV-friendly image," he tells you, asking you which one of them you would like to take on as your first client.