College Tail

You stumble home, drunk from another night out at the bars, another night of being ignored by the girls there. It is late, so you are not surprised to find your dorm room locked by your roommate.

You fiddle with your keys, eventually finding the right one, and you stick it into the lock. You turn the lock, and then open the door. It is dark in the room, but you notice that the tv is on, and your roommate is on the couch watching some late show. He is covered up with a blanket, and seems a bit surprised that you are back.

You are a bit tired, but you know that you should drink some water before going to bed.