Civilization 6

It is a Friday night as you sit to play your favorite game, Civilization 6, on your play station. The strategy game to create and develop your own civilization while beating others has always locked you in for hours at a time.

While you love playing in different modes your favorite mode is one versus the 5 queens. You battle for all the continents vs the 5 most powerful queens from history.

Queen Gorgo, the warrior queen of Sparta.

Queen Catherine, the Queen Mother of France.

Queen Cleopatra, the most beautiful woman in the history and Queen of Egypt.

Queen Jadwiga, the religious Queen of Poland.

And lastly, Queen Victoria, former Queen of the British Empire.

You pick your character as Trajan, one of the earliest Roman Emperors.

You always loved playing this mode, conquering every Queen and her Empire. While this always gave you a chubby in your pants, you always wished there was a more realistic mode to this.

Just as you press begin, something weird happens. You feel yourself transported out from your couch to a different unknown place and faced by a mythical figure. The figure seems familiar but you're too shocked and scared to make any guesses.

The figure is a tall man holding a scepter, wearing a green robe and a helmet with two huge horns on top of it.

"Where am I? Who are you? What's happening?" You asked panicking.

"Silence! You don't demand answers from me you puny human," he said in a loud voice as the sky turned dark with his yelling, "but for the sake of clarification, I will answer few," he said quickly changing his tone to a more friendlier one.

"I am Loki, the god mischief. And today I am here to present you with a unique opportunity. I heard your thoughts, wanting to play this game you love so much for real. Well today, I'm here to present you an opportunity to do exactly that."

"Am I dreaming? Why me? Is there something special about me?" You ask still trying to fathom what's happening.

"No, there is absolutely nothing special about you. I just happened to be bored and thought your wish would be interesting. So I will present you the opportunity to be Trajan, the strong roman emperor, and conquer the lands and the queens," he said with a wink.

"Okay," you reply nervously.

"You know how the game works, you strategize, you rule and you conquer. You can make enemies, you can make allies. You can seduce, you can conquer. Do as you may, as you can. Conquer the lands, conquer the queens, battle them, marry them or just bend them over their thrones and ride them like your favorite horse."

"That's great, when do I get started?" You say enthusiastically.

"Not so soon of dear friend. There is but one caveat. You will play this game for real. Your wins will be real, your luxuries will be real, your orgasms will be real, but, if you lose, that will be real too. You'll never be able to return back to your life if you lose and forever roam the mythical lands. If you die, well, try not dying. The only way to return to your real life, will be to conquer the world by winning the game. So tell me, oh great Trajan, would you like to play this game, for real?"