Building one's empire

Well, today is the day. You rub your hands excitedly as you look over the pile of games and the sleek black cover of the magic device you had purchased with a good chunk of your savings. Today was the day you would be able to put your plan in action of seducing, or just out fucking gorgeous video game ladies and fathering your children with them.

A life-time geek, you had often longed to nab a hot babe just ?like everyone else? and enjoy the pleasures of the flesh. However, while you are certainly no buttertroll, your unremarkable features are somewhat marred by a life of non-exercise, and the mysteries of picking someone up at the bar, or near any other place are a mystery to you and you don?t want to risk humiliating yourself by mangling pick-up lines that have no doubt been done countless of times. So it had to be a gift from the heavens when you became aware of the Love Magik Shop.

For those who can afford it, The Shop can provide the means to explore other worlds and give numerous ways to score with women and men. Before you lies one such device: It looks like your favorite game console, but can open doorways to whatever game you place inside. It won?t make you Superman, and the clerk strongly suggested that you avoid the freakier games like Silent Hill, but there are still plenty of places you can visit. Of course, having no luck with the ladies here means you have zero chance with ones like Samus and Lara Croft, so you purchased some heavy duty pheromones and love potions to attract them, hopefully they will let you indulge in your new found fetish: pregnancy.

While cruising X-rated boards, your eye was drawn to fan art of various women drawn as if they are expecting to pop any moment! Dreaming up images of Lulu from FFX and Samus from Metroid sporting huge bellies and breasts made you fap like a maniac, and now you have the opportunity to do a little oat sowing.

Picking up a game from the pile you pop it in. The console hums and your big-screen TV shimmers as the portal forms. Hefting your backpack of equipment and potions, you step into the first world.