Breaking the Fourth Wall.

The scene is stark whiteness, a blank canvas, well, except for these few words, that is. We need a person, place and thing to get things rolling here. So lets start with a person...

In walks a person, vague and indistinct at the moment, the turn to face you, yes you. They see you, and they start walking this way, comming right up to the screen you're hiding behind. As if to get your attention, they tap on the other side of it. "Hello... Hi, yeah, it occured to me that I'm the main character in a story and you're writing it. So... Would you mind giving me a name?" The vaguely indistinct person asks, sounding impatient.