Bimbo Brinkmanship

Today's the day things are finally going to change. No more feeling undesirable. No more "not now, honey, I have a headache." No more sad handjobs. No more flipping through Netflix with a half-chub, no more Fleshlight window shopping, no more running out of tissues and lotion, and DEFINITELY no more porn sites on the credit card.

There's a miracle sitting right on your kitchen table, practically staring you in the eye. A substance guaranteed to make any woman more sexy, horny, and airheaded - sorted neatly into doses so you can stop when she's finally the woman of your dreams. What it's made of, where you got it, what you had to lose for it... none of that matters anymore. You've already taken the special partner dose that improves your stamina to superhuman levels and ensures you'll be the primary object of her new desires. Alice is in the other room, none the wiser to your plans.