Become the Evil Lord of the Intergalactic Empire

I see no perspective in life. Everything I tried I fail. All my entourage cut ties with me and most of the time it was my fault. I work for Five Guys even though I got a college degree and I don't even make enough money to pay the bills and my student loan.

Today I got fired from my job. It took me all I had to not cry in public on the way home. Unable to see or hear anything, I got hit by truck-kun.

When I opened my eyes I was alone in space with a panda lying nonchalantly with a bamboo in his mouth.

"Listen kid, I got a deal for you. There is a noble family ruling over a planet in a galaxy far away from here whose son is the same age as you but has been in a coma for more than 10 years. They don't know it but his soul was stolen by a witch. I was thinking about killing his body but I took pity upon you. So I waited until you die to propose you to take his body. What do you think ?"

"Honestly man, there is hardly anything I care about in my old life. If you give me an opportunity to start over, I'll take it gladly."

"That's the spirit, man." And then he knocked me out with a bamboo.