Batman

"You need a break," Bruce Wayne said as he received a cup of steaming coffee, while sitting at the Bat-computer, from his Butler Alfred Pennyworth.

"I would gladly take a break," Alfred said, "Just as soon as you take one Master Bruce."

"Batman doesn't get the liberty of breaks Alfred, but you do." Bruce said.

"So when I take this break who exactly will be stitching up your multitude of wounds when you drag yourself back to the cave?" Alfred said, "And before you try and say you could handle it yourself, I won't hear of it."

Alfred did have a point Bruce could handle small wounds in a pinch, he'd even taken care of some bullet wounds, but having the plan be for him to do it himself would be a quick way to an early grave.

"Robin is always just a phone call away," Bruce said taking a sip of his coffee, "besides her needlework is better than yours."

"Yes, she has improved in leaps and bounds since her first attempt," Alfred said causing Bruce to grimace remembering the first time Robin tried to stitch up a stab wound, "but don't you think that an 18-year old girl has more important things to do than take care of than a grumpy man who dresses up like a bat and fights crime."

Bruce frowned, "Like what?"

"Master Bruce if you need me to answer that question I'm afraid I have failed you completely."

The implications sent shivers up Bruce's spine, a boy, he would have to remember to get Robin into the cave monitoring Gotham more.

"Regardless of whatever you think Robin is getting up too, she'll suffice for medical staff until you return from your trip."

"Master Bruce I-,"

"Hold it," Bruce said raising a hand, "how long has it been since you've seen your niece, Lara right?"

Alfred looked to the floor, "It has been a few years." Both since he had seen his sisters daughter Lara and since he had been home to England.

"She's a young woman," Bruce said standing, "soon she'll be busy with her own life, I know you miss her, and England." Bruce moved closer to Alfred, "Go home, take the month, spend Christmas with your family. I'll be here when you get back."

Alfred opened his mouth to say something, but was cut off by the Bat-computer signaling a breakout from Arkham. Bruce jumped over and read what the computer said, "Poison Ivy has broken out from Arkham," Bruce pulled on his costumes mask and Batman said, "I need to track her down before she does anything."

Batman rushes off to the Batmobile and says, "Alfred I expect you to be gone by the time I get back."

As the Batmobile shoots off out of the cave Alfred smiles and whispers, "Thank you Master Bruce, merry Christmas."

-A few hours later-

Batman is perched on a building beside an empty warehouse in downtown Gotham. 'Ivy has got 5 prison guards under her control,' Batman thinks as he watched Ivy order the men, sitting on a thrown of flowers, to pour chemicals into a Giant vat, 'I'll need to try to hold back to avoid hurting them.'

Batman sneaks into the warehouse through an open window, 'What's in the vat?' Batman wonders, 'Ivy doesn't need to make her pheromones, she produce them naturally, so what could it be?'

Batman drops down to the floor and sneaks near to the large vat, 'I should try and get a sample,' but just as Batman reached to get a sample, a thorny vine whacked him into it.

As Batman fell into the vat the liquid absorbed into his skin some going into his mouth as he grunted.

"Ah, Batman I was wondering when you would arrive," Poison Ivy said as her thrown of flowers moved closer to the Vat. "And you've discovered my new formula," Ivy's voice turned from seductive to pouting, "I had wanted it to be a surprise, but oh well."

"What's it do Ivy," Batman growled as he climbed out of the vat.

"Oh, I'm sure you'll find out soon enough," Ivy said, "but in the meantime boys, I do believe our friend Batman tried to grab my ass, teach him some manners." Once Ivy finished speaking her thrown converted itself into a protective shell.

The five men surrounded Batman, 'So much for holding back,' Batman thought as the five began to close in on him.

-A few moments later-

Once Poison Ivy heard the sounds of fighting stop she peaked out of her protective shell. Looking around she saw the five goons she had under her control on the ground. What she didn't see was The Batman, until it was too late that is.

As Batman flew from the ceiling and landed onto of Ivy he wrapped a hand around her neck and said, "What was in the vat."

"Wouldn't you like to know," Ivy said as she struggled against Batman.

'Yes I would Ivy,' Batman thought as he tightened his grip on her throat. While he was contemplating how he could get Ivy to talk he looked down to what Ivy was wearing, just her signature leafy bikini barely able to hide her ample breasts. Ivy's nipples stuck out from behind some of the leaves, 'I could take her,' Batman thought, 'She couldn't stop me, not now, she's completely at my mercy. I could make her scream out what her concoction does after she finishes screaming my name. Despite the cold air of a Gotham winter Batman could feel Ivy's body heat and he squeezed a little tighter on Ivy's throat, her eyes widened as she struggled for breath. Pain began to build behind Batman's eyes as he stared down at the squirming form of Ivy, he could feel his dick struggle against his costume as the pain flared. Just before he couldn't hold himself back anymore Batman heard the approaching sound of sirens.

Batman put pressure on Ivy's carotid artery and as she fell wrapped her in his cape to keep her warm from the approaching winter air. Batman began carrying the semi-nude woman towards the doors of the warehouse and shortly before he got there several cops opened them and aimed their weapons.

"Stand down," one shouted, "It's the bat."

Of the gathered police officers Batman recognized only two, detective Ellen Yin and Sergeant Renae Montoya.

Ellen Yin a young female detective, asian with black hair. She is the newest protege of Commissioner James Gordon as well as one of the best detectives in Gordon's Major Crimes Unit.

Renae Montoya a hispanic police officer, one of the first people Gordon recruited for the M.C.U. she is semi-corrupt and frequently takes pay-offs from crime bosses, but she refuses to work with any of Gothams Supervillains.

The pair began to walk toward Batman and Yin asked, "What happened here?"

"Poison Ivy escaped from Arkham," Batman said handing Ivy off to Montoya, "Five men are in need of the anti-pheromone spray I gave Gordon last year, they have some light injuries, the worst of it is a dislocated shoulder."

Yin nodded, closed her eyes and breathed in, drawing Batman's eye straight to her chest, when she opened her eyes she gained a blush to her cheeks, Montoya had the same blush. 'Interesting,' Batman thought breaking his gaze away from the pairs chest, 'Damn Bruce calm down, they're coworkers nothing more.'

Yin turned to Renae and said, "Go set up a perimeter and call in for the spray, and get her in the back of a Black-and-White."

Renae turned her gaze from Yin to Batman a few times, then glared at Yin pouted and walked off with Ivy in her arms. Batman watched her ass sway as she walked away.

Soon Batman and Yin were the only ones in the warehouse and Batman could feel the pressure behind his eyes return. Batman spun around and tried to focus on anything other than Yin's curves and what he would do with 10-minutes alone with her. Once Batman turned away from her Yin looked at his back and breathed in deeply only to gasp as she saw something sticking in Batman's side.

Batman looked back towards Yin hearing her gasp, "What is it?"

"Hold on don't move," Yin said as she moved closer to Batman, blushing softly as she placed her hand on his chest. Shaking herself out of her stupor she says, "You have something in your side, let me get it." Yin moved her hand down to the thorn in Batman's side and pulled it out gently, pulling a small grunt out of the crime fighter. Yin gave a little grin looked up to Batman's eyes and said, "Should I kiss it and make it better."

Batman unable to hold himself back any longer grabbed the back of Yin's head and pulled her into a kiss. Yin gasped before returning the kiss and pressed her body against Batman's. Batman brings his hand up to Yin's shirt and begins unbuttoning it only for the pair of them to hear footsteps moving back towards the warehouse.

Renae walks back into the warehouse saying, "Ivy is situated in the back of a squad car wrapped up in a normal blanket so I guess you can have this back," she says this raising up the cape she had been examining, but when she looked up all she could see was a throughly frazzled detective and a missing bat.

"What did I miss?"

-Back at the Batcave-

'What the hells the matter with me,' Bruce thought, 'Not only did I nearly Ivy, I came this close to doing the same to Yin. It must be whatever was in the vat, I should take a blood sample to analyze.' Just as Bruce was getting the syringe ready he could hear the buzz of the doorbell.

"Alfred see whose at the door," Bruce called out before he remembered that Alfred was probably halfway to England by now. "Right, I'll go see whose at the door.

Bruce ran up to the manor and strode towards the door before realizing that he was still wearing his costume sans cape and cowl, quickly striping off his suit as the pounding grew louder Bruce walked toward the door.