Ballad of Red Riding Hood

Hang Over

Red rose from her bed
And said "Ow my head!
That party last night
was a doozie!"

"All of those toys
I used with those boys
have turned me
into a floozie!"

But Red despaired not
as she rubbed her poor twat
and noticed it had been shaved bare
"Oh dear me!
How can this be?
Someone has stolen my hair!"

She walked to her mirror
as her vision became clearer
and looked at herself
in full view

The hair on her head
was still curly and red
but below
her bare slit did protrude

"Too many ****
and too much to drink
what caused this to happen
I think

"I better get dressed
to my grammy confess
for a baby might be on
the brink"

Secrets of Victoria
she found in the drawer
they were all red
were you expecting more?

Panties and bra
made of red lace
and a little red dress
that turned every face

White knee high hose
she wore on her legs
in deep red stilettos
she made every boy beg

Then from her closet
she picked out a cape
"I'll put this on
so I won't get ****!"

So out of the door
she plunged into the woods
That wolf would have got her
right there if he could