Ascension

My name is Chris Powers (18 yrs. old) and I have a feeling my life is about to change. I am a crappy looking weakling and I am always the victim. My family didn't want me (I’m half Asian, half black) because I was an ugly tiny little weakling of a baby. I was kicked out of the orphanage because I had nothing to contribute. Now I’m homeless and live in the woods.

I go to public school and my life inside of school is a little better. After all the time at school I’ve finally made a friend, her name is tricky. The problem is I want her to be more than my friend. I have a plan. I'm going to hack the school and use the promethean board to ask her at homecoming to be my girlfriend.

1 day left until Homecoming

Okay I think hacking the school is a little bit over the top. I'll just bribe the do for time with mic. Okay I'll catch yam later.

2Hrs till Homecoming

I've narrowed it down the result possibilities. There are 2 major possibilities and 90 minor (the minor ones aren't worth your time.) I'll go ahead and give you the 2 major possibilities:

1. She'll say yes and we live happily ever after. (I seriously doubt that this will happen)

2. She says no and I kill myself.

   Let's hope she doesn't say no.

After homecoming

That evil, lowdown dirty cunt. She kissed me and then screamed I tried to **** her. The worst part about it is they believed her. You goodbye friends I hoped this could be the story of our life together but she went fucked me over. Now I'm walking “home” bloody and bruised and even uglier than before. Goodbye again. She’ll pay for this someday but I won't be the one to see it done. Ha! I won't even see the 12 o’clock.