Anything for a Friend

I was at bar downtown one Saturday night with my friend Gordon and his girlfriend Kaycee. It was just before closing time and when the DJ announced last call I grabbed one last beer. I grabbed a seat next to the dance floor where Gordon and Kaycee had just started dancing to the slower songs they play just before closing. When the song ended they walked over to where I was sitting. I figured they wanted to leave early and started to get to my feet. I was a little surprised when Gordon sat down and Kaycee pulled me onto the dance floor.

We sank into the crowd a bit and started dancing. She seemed to be dancing really close and I was careful of where I put my hands as she was my friend's girlfriend. As it turned out I probably needn't have bothered. After a few moments she moved her lips next to my ear and asked, "Would you like to come back to our place and fuck me?"

I was stunned. I stared at her for a few seconds before asking her to repeat the question. I figured she had to be pulling my leg so I answered sarcastically, "I suppose Gordon will help me put on the condom."

"No, I'm serious," she said as she playfully punched my shoulder. "Gordon and I figure a threesome will spice up our sex life, but we couldn't agree on another guy or another girl so we decided to have one with each. Since my birthday's coming up I get to have mine first. So are you in?"